Sure, airplane lavatories can be disgusting cesspools of uncooked salmon and impossible mile high acrobatics, but a new kidney won’t come cheap on
Obamacare the black market, and while you’re there you can always check the walls for gold.
Customs officials in Kolkata found 24 gold bars hidden inside a Jet Airways bathroom, last week.
While all reports so far indicate that the gold is legit, it’s tough to imagine that somebody would be having that bad of day to lose their roughly $1.2 million stash of gold…or that somebody would be having that good of a day to find $1.2 million of gold in an airplane john.
Still, if it’s happened once, it can happen again, so brave those H1N1 germs and hit the head before you land.