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Just Sayin’: Pirates Are Real

Just Sayin’: Pirates Are Real

Passengers that were aboard the Sea Princess for their 104-Day world cruise are now upset that...

Not Much of a Boycott: L.L. Bean Expands

Not Much of a Boycott: L.L. Bean Expands

One boycott that doesn’t seem to be working is the one launched earlier this year by...

Memory Lane Monday: Who Does This Remind You Of?--- Round 4

Memory Lane Monday: Who Does This Remind You Of?--- Round 4

For this month’s installment of Who Does This Remind You Of? we’ve gone to a fairly big name in...

Genius Idea: Call Tourists Terrorists

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Spain has made no secret that they’re over their Tourist Industry.

Sweden’s Armed Forces Embraces Rainbow Laces

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Just Sayin’: Use the Airplane Lav

Holy cock! Now that's a bangle!Well worth any check-in baggage fees.A little word to the wise for any PDers flying with Jet Airways: Don’t hold the three Venti Starbucks’ Peppermint Mochas for when you land, take advantage of the airplane bathroom.

Sure, airplane lavatories can be disgusting cesspools of uncooked salmon and impossible mile high acrobatics, but a new kidney won’t come cheap on Obamacare the black market, and while you’re there you can always check the walls for gold.

Yeah, gold, guys. Mr. T’s calling card, and Indian T-Shirt fabric. G-O-L-D. Gold.The best kind of Jenga.

Customs officials in Kolkata found 24 gold bars hidden inside a Jet Airways bathroom, last week.

While all reports so far indicate that the gold is legit, it’s tough to imagine that somebody would be having that bad of day to lose their roughly $1.2 million stash of gold…or that somebody would be having that good of a day to find $1.2 million of gold in an airplane john.

Still, if it’s happened once, it can happen again, so brave those H1N1 germs and hit the head before you land. 

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    My money is on fake gold traffickers.

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