According to NBA cross-dresser great Dennis Rodman and the newly released drawings of an alleged refugee, there is no hotter spot for Spring Break madness than North Korea. Kim Jong-Un’s mystical kingdom where unicorns roam and the sport of applause is practiced by all, has a little something for everyone.
Pyongyang is known to have the most advanced prenatal care in Asia, but that’s just the tip of the Korean iceberg.
Not quite ready for bikini season? Worried about those extra Santa pounds you have left over from those long Winter nights? North Korean Fat Camp counselors will have you at a Level 3, 38 kilo weight in no time.
Are you a big animal lover? You won’t be able to escape the North Korean cuddle hounds.
We might have mentioned Ri Sol-ju’s love of Dior in the past, but a love of the finer things in life is indicative of the whole citizenry. Currently big on the streets is a fun mix of eco-recy-chic and heavy metal influences.
Always on the lookout for the new exotic dishes? Then PD recommends courir le rat, a rare delicacy in the country. Be sure make to a reservation for this tasty feast well in advance as they tend to go quickly.
Speaking of rare treats, for dessert eyeballs are always the first to go.
You’ve heard Tick Tock, Ke$ha’s hit from 2010? Little did you know though, that song is actually the North Korea National Anthem. Seriously.
Still not fully sold on booking your ticket to the Land of Eternal Sunshine and Candied Rainbows? Still not wanting to rub the ole’ rabbit’s head for luck? Well, we have it on good authority that the King of Pop, Michael Jackson himself, will be performing inside the Hotel of Doom this April. Now, how could you possibly say no to a tour of North Korea?