Political Dresser

Young Pioneer Stops Offering DPRK Tours for Americans

Young Pioneer Stops Offering DPRK Tours for Americans

In a sure sign that it will take a lot more than Ambassador Rodman and an edible bouquet of...

Genius Idea: Tittooing

Genius Idea: Tittooing

While the FDA wants you to think before you ink, the latest trend in tattooing meets cosmetic...

Cantaloupe Beauty

Cantaloupe Beauty

With kale now finally on the outs, the cut-throat beauty community is now looking for a new...

Memory Lane Monday: FTC #ad

Memory Lane Monday: FTC #ad

Big Government is planning on protecting you from waist trainers, flat tummy teas and teeth...

Just Sayin’: Let’s Not Steal the Oxygen Tanks

Just Sayin’: Let’s Not Steal the Oxygen Tanks

It’s not just possible age caps hurting Everest trekkers. Now, it’s a steep increase in oxygen...

Happy Travels: Iran

Cut those manicure costs waaaaay down.Remember how Sarah Jessica Parker and company used Sex and the City 2 to showcase Morroco Abu Dhabi as the New-New Middle East? Well, in case you were wondering, PD wants to know that Iran is the New-New-New-New-New-New-Old-New-New Middle East.

Head of the Tourism Commission and former street sweeper, PD’s Ahmadiney Genie made it clear earlier this week that Iran is all about peace and unity, citing that all right thinking foreign devils should get in on the ground floor of the Caliphate ASAP.

“World Muslims should forge unity in their struggle with bullying powers, and by the time that the Zionist usurpers commit crimes through occupation and vandalism…All differences and discords among Muslims have roots in our misunderstanding of Holy Quran and guidelines of Prophet Mohammad. Today we need leadership similar to the prophet to get the Muslim world united.”

Have you ever taken the NASA tour in Houston, Texas? Well, the high outdoor temps might be matched, but the equipment and space cadets in Houston can’t hold a candle to the Iranian’s. Just look at that face! Iran's best and brightest right there.

Not a science buff? Prefer to get out into those sweaty crowds and meet the people? Well, Iran does not disappoint with a full weekly schedule of public hangings, stonings, and finger removal. Standing room only.

Feeling peckish? Grab a barg kabob from a roadside stall, and be sure to order a side of torshi.

Despite their German namesake, blonde hair and blue eyes don’t really go over too well in this neck of the woods, so correct those Great Satan imperfections before you go, with a dark dye job and some contact lenses.

يسافر سعيدة!

Leave your comments

Post comment as a guest

0 Character restriction
Your text should be more than 2 characters
terms and condition.

People in this conversation

  • Guest (Jana)

    It's super lovely this time of year. Not.

    0 Like
  • Guest (Gator Rator)

    Seriously I can't look at this monkey pic.

    0 Like

Search

Book Club

Social Widget

Due to the European Union's Cookie Act (it's not as delicious as it sounds) the EU wants you to know that we use cookies to personalise content and ads, to provide social media features and to analyse our traffic. More information.