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Just Sayin’: You Might Want to Watch that Plastic Surgery

Just Sayin’: You Might Want to Watch that Plastic Surgery

A nip here, a tuck there, hey---even Ferraris need a little maintenance every now and then....

2017’s Controversial Costumes

2017’s Controversial Costumes

Move over Zombie Castro, the results are in for what the mainstream media has dubbed the most...

Memory Lane Monday: Tajikistan Texts

Memory Lane Monday: Tajikistan Texts

In keeping up with our Creepy October Mondays, this week PD (using our best Crypt Keeper...

Genius Idea: Cemetery Sex

Genius Idea: Cemetery Sex

If you ever read Fox News, where it’s all female teachers having sex with under-aged students all...

Digital Graves

Digital Graves

Well, it has finally happened, PDers. Welcome to the age of digital graves!

Passport Perils for Venezuelans

I see what you did there...Passport perils.PD warned years ago that if you could get the hell of out Maduro’s Chavist Utopia you should, and now thanks to central planning there isn’t enough paper in Venezuela to make passports.

As with every communist country, waiting in line is an art, and along with breadlines and cooking oil lines, hundreds now line up daily outside Saime, the passport agency, in Caracas.Funny how many people want to leave paradise…

In order to alleviate fears that he’s simply trying to keep Venezuelans from fleeing his paradise, President Maduro announced the creation of an online passport apparatus that will place a 72 hour rush on your passport for double the price.

Conveniently, he hired the firm behind the Obamacare website, so thus far the site is as reliable as any other government promise. 

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