- Published on Monday, 15 August 2016 13:34
Although Rio Olympic Pool Green has recently been selected as the Pantone Color of the 2016, Rio Spokesman Mario Andrada did cop to there being a hygiene problem over the weekend. “Of course, it’s an embarrassment. We are hosting the Olympic Games, and athletes are here, so water is going to be an issue. We should have been better in fixing it quickly. We learned painful lessons the hard way.”
Also over the weekend, Ryan Lochte and other members (Gunnar Bentz, Jack Conger and Jimmy Feigen--- these three haven’t medaled so most of the media doesn’t care to dig up their names) of the US swimming team were mugged, but it’s not like any of them were chained…and shot…and killed…and skinned.
According to Lochte, "We got pulled over, in the taxi, and these guys came out with a police badge, no lights, no nothing--- just a police badge and they pulled us over. They pulled out their guns, they told the other swimmers to get down on the ground--- they got down on the ground. I refused, I was like we didn't do anything wrong, so--- I'm not getting down on the ground and then the guy pulled out his gun, he cocked it, put it to my forehead and he said, 'Get down,' and I put my hands up, I was like, 'Whatever.' He took our money, he took my wallet--- he left my cell phone, he left my credentials."