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Just Sayin’: Victoria Secret and Turkey Not Riding the Waves Well

Just Sayin’: Victoria Secret and Turkey Not Riding the Waves Well

A company almost having it worse than any Sharm el Sheikh resort these days, has to be Victoria’s...

Memory Lane Monday: National Park Pledge

Memory Lane Monday: National Park Pledge

Remember all of those family vacations from your childhood spent crammed into the back of the...

Genius Idea: An Avocado Instruction Manual

Genius Idea: An Avocado Instruction Manual

In the last year, avocado back from a 1980’s slumber (much like the KGB) has taken the place of...

After Thomas Cook Bails Egypt Tries For a Miracle

After Thomas Cook Bails Egypt Tries For a Miracle

Another week and another hit for Egypt’s Tourism Industry.

Just Askin’: Why Shouldn’t Aborigines Be Able to Purchase a Chanel Boomerang?

Just Askin’: Why Shouldn’t Aborigines Be Able to Purchase a Chanel Boomerang?

Apparently, after calling Too Faced to the colorful carpet last month, Jeffree Star’s social...

Memory Lane Monday: Merkel’s Mobile, Feinstein and Snowden---Oh My!

Where’s Hogan when you need him?The NSA is like Santa…only less jolly and with worse presents. German Chancellor Angela Merkel apparently isn’t too pleased to have found out that she’s one of the 35 billion world leaders whose phone was tapped by Obama’s NSA.

So while the mainstream media does their hardest to wash the Messiah’s hands clean from this sticky verhältnisse (in this case trying to portray Obama as a modern Sergeant Schultz) the PD staff thought we should take a closer look at the NSA of yesterday---or last week.

Just Sayin’: NSA is A-OKAY

Is this what you were hoping for in 2008? Problem? Apparently not.So…everyone is cool with the NSA?

Genius Idea: Put Cass Sunstein on the NSA Oversight Panel

We can understand the concern.Let’s face it, Harvard is soooo yesterday.It seems shaping minds at Harvard simply wasn’t invasive enough for our bosom buddy Cass Sunstein, because he’s ditched the kiddos to honor the humble request by our glorious Dear Leader to serve on the NSA oversight panel.

All of our Book Club PDers know why this is an absolutely brilliant idea, but in the case that you skipped over our June pick, let’s take a moment to spell it out.

Let's Get Serious About Border Tracking

A caged animal like any other. Heads up seven up to all of our Saudi Arabian PDers, if you’re planning on getting the hell out dodge in the near future, be forewarned that the moment you get near the border Hubs will be notified via text msg.

Oh yeah, witness the majesty, and let’s all take a moment to bask in the miracle that is technology.

PD's Post-Election Gun Guide

Now's the time to stock up...of course we'd suggest placing the merchandise a little more gently into your cart.Still depressed by the news that over half of your fellow countrymen are morons, America? Well, this weekend how about partaking in a little smart retail therapy?

A full 6 hours after the polls were read (of course not the one in Florida---who cares about that one?), Obama got that retro red phone and dialed the UN to say, “You know that small arms treaty I told you I’d sign when things got a little more flexible? Well, I’m full Gumby-style now.”

Check out PD’s suggestions on kitting out and getting your collection grandfathered while you still can.

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