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Creepy Costume Idea: Auntie Maxine

Creepy Costume Idea: Auntie Maxine

The Wall costume not for you? The cost of feathers too high thanks to the EPA to go as Elizabeth...

Just Sayin’: You Might Want to Watch that Plastic Surgery

Just Sayin’: You Might Want to Watch that Plastic Surgery

A nip here, a tuck there, hey---even Ferraris need a little maintenance every now and then....

2017’s Controversial Costumes

2017’s Controversial Costumes

Move over Zombie Castro, the results are in for what the mainstream media has dubbed the most...

Memory Lane Monday: Tajikistan Texts

Memory Lane Monday: Tajikistan Texts

In keeping up with our Creepy October Mondays, this week PD (using our best Crypt Keeper...

Genius Idea: Cemetery Sex

Genius Idea: Cemetery Sex

If you ever read Fox News, where it’s all female teachers having sex with under-aged students all...

Genius Idea: GPS For Baby Jesus

This Baby Jesus is permanently attached to Mary.Well, there are a lot of figures to steal from this scene.This week’s Genius Idea is actually a fairly good solution to a problem. It’s the problem itself that we here at PD just cannot wrap our heads around.

Apparently, the Baby Jesus has been kidnapped from many a Nativity scene across the Nation.

The. Baby. Jesus.

Just Sayin’: If You Still Believe in Big Gov---Ho Ho Ho You’re Nuts

How many people do you know like this in your life? Patience is a must. We all wake up at different times.This is gonna hurt.The Progressive Left parachuted and pole vaulted in order to just finally shove it down America’s throat.

Yes, Obamacare was the itchy, lime green, wool sweater wrapped in birthday foil under the Christmas tree that no one wanted, and now that it is here, unwrapped, forced upon the Nation that’s expected to wear it day in and day out we’re still shocked---not by the feel, but by how poorly it was knit together in the first place.

Genius Idea: Brain Powered Vehicle that Forcibly Slows When You are Distracted

Whew! Close one.Snazzy...not.PD has featured a lot of genius ideas, but this one just might take the cake. Ladies and gentlemen, we give you the Royal Automobile Club of Western Australia and Emotiv’s Attention Powered Car.

Government Sanctioned Looting

What’s the likelihood the Daka staffs survives? The mania before the fall.Things just got harder for Papá Noel in Venezuelan, as Maduro in the wake of toilet paper shortages, mini-riots, and a collapsing universal healthcare system decided that the best thing to do was to take over, occupy, Nationalize---we guess all of the above---all five Daka outlets.

Free Market Ghost Busting

Makes sense.Home sweet "creepy ass" home.Worried your Tudor Rival might have something lurking in the basement? Feel like it’s more than your floorboards creaking at night? Do your doors randomly slam, and do your keys tend to just get up and walk away four or five times a week?

Well, don’t stress about getting Bill Murray Zak Bagans on the horn, because the free market already has solved what goes bump in the night in your neighborhood.

Memory Lane Monday: Merkel’s Mobile, Feinstein and Snowden---Oh My!

Where’s Hogan when you need him?The NSA is like Santa…only less jolly and with worse presents. German Chancellor Angela Merkel apparently isn’t too pleased to have found out that she’s one of the 35 billion world leaders whose phone was tapped by Obama’s NSA.

So while the mainstream media does their hardest to wash the Messiah’s hands clean from this sticky verhältnisse (in this case trying to portray Obama as a modern Sergeant Schultz) the PD staff thought we should take a closer look at the NSA of yesterday---or last week.

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