Oh sure, most of Iran has the technological capability to waste time on social media like Western welfare recipients, but Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and all of his buddies, just feel that those sites are a bit too social and have decided that there’s got to be a clause in the Koran somewhere banning that type of thing.
This week’s Genius Idea is actually a fairly good solution to a problem. It’s the problem itself that we here at PD just cannot wrap our heads around.
Apparently, the Baby Jesus has been kidnapped from many a Nativity scene across the Nation.
The. Baby. Jesus.
The Progressive Left parachuted and pole vaulted in order to just finally shove it down America’s throat.
Yes, Obamacare was the itchy, lime green, wool sweater wrapped in birthday foil under the Christmas tree that no one wanted, and now that it is here, unwrapped, forced upon the Nation that’s expected to wear it day in and day out we’re still shocked---not by the feel, but by how poorly it was knit together in the first place.
Things just got harder for Papá Noel in Venezuelan, as Maduro in the wake of toilet paper shortages, mini-riots, and a collapsing universal healthcare system decided that the best thing to do was to take over, occupy, Nationalize---we guess all of the above---all five Daka outlets.
Worried your Tudor Rival might have something lurking in the basement? Feel like it’s more than your floorboards creaking at night? Do your doors randomly slam, and do your keys tend to just get up and walk away four or five times a week?
Well, don’t stress about getting
Bill Murray Zak Bagans on the horn, because the free market already has solved what goes bump in the night in your neighborhood.