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Summer’s Coming: Erdogan Issues Emergency Hair Removal Decree

Summer’s Coming: Erdogan Issues Emergency Hair Removal Decree

Since last summer’s coup attempt, Turkey’s President Recep Tayyip Erdogan has been freed by his...

Memory Lane Monday: Duterte and Daash

Memory Lane Monday: Duterte and Daash

PD hates to kick your off your week with anything dark, pessimistic or chilling, but we do it...

Genius Idea: Air India’s Customer Service

Genius Idea: Air India’s Customer Service

At a time when airline customer service seems to be an archaic concept, Air India, ever the...

Too Many Holidays

Too Many Holidays

Today’s 4/20, and after Easter on Monday, Earth Day over the weekend and Witch Burning Day the...

Adidas and Pepsi Competing to Be New Coke

Adidas and Pepsi Competing to Be New Coke

So far 2017 seems to be the year where top and semi-top tier companies vie to win the PR label of...

EasyJet Tracking Kicks

Easy kicks.Remember back in the day when you would use bits of papyrus to guide yourself? When they aren’t busy canceling flights (173 alone in May 2016), staging fashion shoots at Holocaust Memorials and weighing your Gucci purse in an attempt to charge you an extra €150 at the gate, EasyJet has decided to use Google Map Tech in the creation of kicks that know exactly where you are going.

Just Sayin’: A $15 Minimum Wage Hurts Everyone

How Progressivism works…Surely though, when you are stoned out of your mind you’ll be fine paying 50% more for everything.In a stunning turn of events for anyone without at least two brain cells, New York’s new minimum wage (slated to be fully enforced by 2018) of $15 is already starting to have negative side effects.

Zika? There’s An App for That

Zika, leave it to the CDC. Sure. What could go wrong?The bloodsuckers of the CDC are back…and this time they need money for Zika.Given the choice between discussing a parasite’s need for taxpayer funds, and a parasite’s need for taxpayer funds to sew small weights into her garments, we’ll just take the first parasite.

Genius Idea: Ban Petextrians

Chris Christie, a Governor that at least is capable of eating M&M’s right.Is this the part where the Left says that the founders couldn’t have ever imagined cellphone technology? Another week, another possible ban as Chris Christie’s New Jersey floats fining citizens that attempt to walk and text at the same time.

So much for multitasking.

OMsignal: Let Your Bra Tell You What to Do

Every single day, Putin’s pumping.Oh, what? You thought that Presidential Body just happened? No, it takes loads of fake workouts and smoke breaks to be that frail.Sure, your Apple watch beeps every 10 minutes to tell you to get off your Michelle Obama-esque can, but if you really want to lose weight the Presidential way you need to shell out $150 to reserve your very own OMbra.

Genius Idea: Gingerbread Fighter Jets

The kind of Santa you make sure you have a roaring fire going for.Being up in the Northern most part of Norway must help the body keep for a couple of weeks.It seems that this year Norway is having a tough time capturing that Fa La La Lifetime yuletide spirit.

For starters, last week the Aftenposten, Norway’s Evening Post Newspaper, issued an obituary for Father Christmas.

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