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Genius Idea: An Avocado Instruction Manual

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Genius Idea: NASA, $18000 and You

All aboard Planet Hillary.NASA: Feel good about the taxpayer dollar waste.Our staff would hope you didn’t get the impression that all NASA does these days is stroke the ego of Islamic smart guys like Bandar al-Khaibari, so just in case you did, we want to tell you about NASA’s latest study.

NASA is willing to pay a sleepy subject $18,000 to lie in bed for 70 days.

Yup, anyone who received their Masters in napping should pop their application in the post today, because NASA wants to see what happens when a person lies, tilted down with their feet slightly up for 70 days.

The full job commitment also includes another 30 days or so after the initial 70 to wrap the tests up, but in the end you’ll receive $18,000 from US taxpayers for the power nap of your life.Dollars to donuts, this bed will be a heck of a lot cooler than the one used at NASA.

Come to think of it, you know who might be perfect for this role? With the Clinton Foundation now hurting for despot funders, and her already looking so winded and exhausted on the campaign trail, someone from NASA needs to tap Hillary for this.

Now, that’s genius. 

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  • Guest (marie)

    For sure Hillary would be great and it goes back to her childhood love of NASA.

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    How bad is inflation now in the United States to make $18,000 be deemed reasonable for this experiment?

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