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2017: Gold Decadence

2017: Gold Decadence

While the Ramallah catwalks are embracing the recycled look with duds made from old newspapers...

Memory Lane Monday: Lagerfeld on Merkel

Memory Lane Monday: Lagerfeld on Merkel

The Outraged Class has forgotten about Donna Karan’s tips on risqué fashion, in favor of putting...

Genius Idea: Cancel Gone With the Wind

Genius Idea: Cancel Gone With the Wind

Since our PD Book Club pick for the this month is To Kill a Mocking Bird, our staff felt that we...

EU: Greek Yogurt Can Only Be Greek

EU: Greek Yogurt Can Only Be Greek

In the off chance you were lamenting last year’s Brexit Vote, just know that Britain’s leaving in...

With Love From Bulgaria

With Love From Bulgaria

Sure, Zimbabwe’s in the middle of a military coup-non-coup, but have you checked your mail...

Just Sayin’: Pumpkin Season is Off with a Bang & Brutal Beating

Peppermint Season would cause less blood clotting. Soon to be banned: Jack-o-Lanterns. Sure, it’s technically still summer in the Northern Hemisphere with triple digit temperatures (in Fahrenheit of course), but there are quite a few reasons for one to believe that the Great Pumpkin will be visiting good little boys and girls soon.

Creepy Costume Idea: Nicolas Maduro

You know what makes people really happy? Martial law.The only drawback to this costume is the swooshing sound your windbreaker will make all night.Happy Halloween, PDers! If anyone knows how to legislate happy, it’s Venezuela’s own Nicolas Maduro, whom just earlier this week established a government ministry of Supreme Social Happiness. So in the off chance that you didn’t take a liking to any of our other creepy costume ideas, why not go for the Maduro?

We have a feeling you’ll be the life of the party.

Creepy Costume Idea: A Progressive

Don’t mind him, that’s just the NSA going through your underwear drawer.Horrifying! Still can’t decide what costume you want to don this 2013 Halloween? Well, we’ve saved our creepiest and easiest costume for one of the last. Ladies and gentlemen, we give you the Progressive.

Creepy Costume Idea: Wendy Davis

Nothing says scary quite like dead babies.Going with Mizunos is more accurate, but any other brand will work fine.Prefer a costume party that is kid free? Then make your opinion known with PD’s creepy Wendy Davis costume.

Genius Idea: Boulder Bans Those Offensive Halloween Costumes

The PC Police.How about these kids? Is that offensive or just creepy?From the place of higher learning that taught young women everywhere to whistle while their raped, comes more pure genius just in time for All Hallows Eve.

Take a Zoological Pumpkin Break

Headache? Ulcer? Let’s look at the nicer parts of the season…Still feeling the sting of Kentucky King Mitch McConnell’s $2 Billion and change betrayal of the Nation? Does your TMJ start to throb at the mere thought of opening Drudge? Do you find yourself weighing the pros and cons of calling the top bunk in the coming work camps on your way to the office in the morning?

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