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Just Askin’: How Terrible Is It to Live in DeRay McKesson’s World?

Just Askin’: How Terrible Is It to Live in DeRay McKesson’s World?

Lately, when he isn’t forcing Katy Perry to confess her worst sins (that Obama dress back in the...

Must See TV: A Daash Drama?

Must See TV: A Daash Drama?

Tired of your usual Netflix lineup of murder documentaries, and Housewives of Gibraltar? Well,...

Vacation Like a Nazi

Vacation Like a Nazi

Supposing the fashion adage of what is old is new carries over to travel, why not vacation like a...

The Cheaper Way to Blot Out

The Cheaper Way to Blot Out

Egypt might be trying to blot out their last two revolutions from high school history books, but...

Tatted? No Hot Springs For You

Tatted? No Hot Springs For You

Those in the FDA are not the only ones that want you to think twice before you tattoo.

September Recap: A Peep into Daash

They have a great dental plan. Schools also dumped FLOTUS’ kale heavy meal plans this month, too. Freetown got a lot less free in Sierra Leone, and Lois Lerner lamented getting the Jeffrey Dahmer haircut to Politico, but what else happened this month?

Just Sayin’: Pumpkin Season is Off with a Bang & Brutal Beating

Peppermint Season would cause less blood clotting. Soon to be banned: Jack-o-Lanterns. Sure, it’s technically still summer in the Northern Hemisphere with triple digit temperatures (in Fahrenheit of course), but there are quite a few reasons for one to believe that the Great Pumpkin will be visiting good little boys and girls soon.

Creepy Costume Idea: Nicolas Maduro

You know what makes people really happy? Martial law.The only drawback to this costume is the swooshing sound your windbreaker will make all night.Happy Halloween, PDers! If anyone knows how to legislate happy, it’s Venezuela’s own Nicolas Maduro, whom just earlier this week established a government ministry of Supreme Social Happiness. So in the off chance that you didn’t take a liking to any of our other creepy costume ideas, why not go for the Maduro?

We have a feeling you’ll be the life of the party.

Creepy Costume Idea: A Progressive

Don’t mind him, that’s just the NSA going through your underwear drawer.Horrifying! Still can’t decide what costume you want to don this 2013 Halloween? Well, we’ve saved our creepiest and easiest costume for one of the last. Ladies and gentlemen, we give you the Progressive.

Creepy Costume Idea: Wendy Davis

Nothing says scary quite like dead babies.Going with Mizunos is more accurate, but any other brand will work fine.Prefer a costume party that is kid free? Then make your opinion known with PD’s creepy Wendy Davis costume.

Genius Idea: Boulder Bans Those Offensive Halloween Costumes

The PC Police.How about these kids? Is that offensive or just creepy?From the place of higher learning that taught young women everywhere to whistle while their raped, comes more pure genius just in time for All Hallows Eve.

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