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Creepy Costume Update: Chunky Kim Jong-un

Someone bring in the world’s smallest violin. All smiles, and why not? There's a chair to sit in.PD brought you the how-tos for a spot-on Kim Jong-un costume two years ago, but similar to the freshman 15, the first decade or so of terrorizing your fellow countrymen always leaves its mark around the middle.

Absent from public view since September, rumor has it that North Korea’s Dear Leader is so fat that while waddling around on his trotters, Kim Jong-un (a fan of stacked Cuban heels) ended up fracturing both of his ankles. Of course, while the DPRK propaganda minsters work overtime to convince the rest of the world that Kim Jong-un is only big boned, our staff still feels like it’s time this creepy costume got an update.

What you’ll need: Keep the Choson-ot suit, but wear it over a Jabba the Hut costume. You can purchase one here, or try a DIY number.

What you should do: Keep any movement to a minimal (after all, girth and fractured ankles do not mix well with getting down on the dance floor, unless you want to stay down until emergency services comes with a crane to lift you up), and demand your Halloween Party hosts bring everything to you.Jabba the Kim.

Pair this costume up with: An escaped prisoner from Camp 14, or his wife Ri Sol-ju, complete with her signature, black Dior. Add Minnie Mouse ears to the Ri Sol-ju costume and earn bonus Kim Jong-un fetish points.

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  • Guest (ForeXprof)

    It must be hard to be the only fattie in your whole country. How do his citizens swallow that?

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    Trotters-------------------------looove it!:D

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    I am working with Japanies they are very committed people and they love to work with different people. I am importing different cars from Japan and the quality of cars are so amazing i know all about cars and wanted to deliver my skills to my son but he wants to learn first and he got the first position in his subject of 70-410. He want to be a software engineer but my wish is that hi get knowledge about cars and support me in my work of cars.

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    I read your post and I like it very much. I also like the theme of your blog which is simple and the navigation bar is also good.
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