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Just Sayin’: Victoria Secret and Turkey Not Riding the Waves Well

Just Sayin’: Victoria Secret and Turkey Not Riding the Waves Well

A company almost having it worse than any Sharm el Sheikh resort these days, has to be Victoria’s...

Memory Lane Monday: National Park Pledge

Memory Lane Monday: National Park Pledge

Remember all of those family vacations from your childhood spent crammed into the back of the...

Genius Idea: An Avocado Instruction Manual

Genius Idea: An Avocado Instruction Manual

In the last year, avocado back from a 1980’s slumber (much like the KGB) has taken the place of...

After Thomas Cook Bails Egypt Tries For a Miracle

After Thomas Cook Bails Egypt Tries For a Miracle

Another week and another hit for Egypt’s Tourism Industry.

Just Askin’: Why Shouldn’t Aborigines Be Able to Purchase a Chanel Boomerang?

Just Askin’: Why Shouldn’t Aborigines Be Able to Purchase a Chanel Boomerang?

Apparently, after calling Too Faced to the colorful carpet last month, Jeffree Star’s social...

Genius Idea: Pumpkin Trafficking

Anything to declare, sir?---No.It's always smuggle season.It’s now officially the ghoulish gourd season, and one creative smuggler tried to use that to her advantage by stuffing her luggage full of pumpkins which were already filled with cocaine.

Flying through Montreal’s Pierre Elliott Trudeau International Airport, Canada’s Border Services felt that the twentysomething’s three pumpkins were a tad heavier than they should be.

"The pumpkins seemed heavy, so we decided to run them through an X-ray machine and the drugs were found in bags inside the pumpkins," Agency Spokeswoman Jacqueline Roby said, giving an official statement that, “Instead of being filled with candies, three pumpkins carried by a female traveler at Montreal-Trudeau Airport contained nearly two kilograms of suspected cocaine."That will be a minimum of one, two, no---three years in prison.

2 kilos? That’s a genius trick or treater that got greedy. 

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  • Guest (pentecostal64)

    Doesnt customs always have to scan fruit anyway?

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    Rather have it in a pumpkin than up the ass.

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