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Just Sayin’:  Il Pesto è Bueno

Just Sayin’: Il Pesto è Bueno

Sure, a TSA agent at Orlando International Airport did just try to take off with a wade of a...

Memory Lane Monday: Who Does This Remind You Of---Round Two

Memory Lane Monday: Who Does This Remind You Of---Round Two

It’s that time of the month, when we present you with three quotes from a figure of history and...

Young Pioneer Stops Offering DPRK Tours for Americans

Young Pioneer Stops Offering DPRK Tours for Americans

In a sure sign that it will take a lot more than Ambassador Rodman and an edible bouquet of...

Genius Idea: Tittooing

Genius Idea: Tittooing

While the FDA wants you to think before you ink, the latest trend in tattooing meets cosmetic...

Cantaloupe Beauty

Cantaloupe Beauty

With kale now finally on the outs, the cut-throat beauty community is now looking for a new...

Genius Idea: Promposal Vandalism

Promposal.Vandalism? This week we’ll skip over the usual Big Government brilliance, and instead talk a little promposal.

Peace Through Tomatoes?

Sunscreen.Dictator to Dictator.Last year, our staff wondered if Russia’s love of vodka and lemon could broker a peace between them and Turkey, and while since there’s been a de-escalation of tension between the two countries, there still needs to be a little something else for a lasting peace.

Tom Ford’s Bitter Bitch

Bitter Bitch by Tom Ford.The perfect shade for throwing shade.Despite vowing to never dress a First Lady (former or otherwise), given her recent Hillary Campaign Complain Tour, Tom Ford does have the perfect nail polish for Hillary Clinton.

Bitter Bitch.

Just Sayin’: Stefano Gabbana Doesn’t Blink

Dolce and Gabbana’s Tropico Italiano. How does Melania Trump look? Like a former model. Go figure.We’ve covered Dolce & Gabbana’s epic clashes with Italian Technocratics before, each a case where D&G didn’t cower once, but the safe space needing Pussy Hats actually thought that they would shame the designing duo for dressing First Lady Melania Trump and force some type of mea culpa crucifixion from them.

Topless in Switzerland

No fines.Lake Geneva, now without tan lines.We know that PD has a reputation of being somewhat depressing, but we can honestly say it’s going to be a great summer with minimal tan lines in Switzerland this year, as the 1929 law fining women whom sunbathe topless at the River Rhône and Lake Geneva has been relaxed due to a petition signed by 233 Swiss residents.

Move Over Unicorns, It’s All about the Balloons

Lil Kim.Unicorns, balloons and rainbows all in the big set up for a dark Fall.Jeffree Starr and Jerrod Blandino might not have realized the unicorn look actually traces itself all the way back to the first ruler of the Kim Dynasty, Kim Il-sung, but the current head of the DPRK Household Kim Jong-un wants everyone in the makeup world and beyond to know that balloons are the next big thing---and he’s the brilliant mind behind it.


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