You might think that with a title of Turkey Fears we’d be covering the continuing purge of Erdogan’s Turkey (how many people can there even be left anyway at this point?) and the extended State of Emergency there, but today we actually want to talk about some emergency calls about turkeys.
You know, gobble, gobble.
A weeks few ago, we looked at some Malaysian team building involving pythons and emotional scarring, which has led us to the now famous two-minute YouTube video, where a mother throws her offspring out of the house for voting for Trump in a mock election his school held.
As the world tries their best to convince themselves that perhaps a Trump Presidency won’t be so bad since after all, he could go against a lifetime of tyrannical behavior to embrace a laissez faire approach to life (oh yeah--- and our staff will start wearing socks with sandals), let’s focus a little less on election fallout and a little more on the language police.
The day before the American public decides whether to pepper their eggs with Anthrax or slit their wrists with Cubic zirconium, while making sure our medicine cabinets are stocked with Xanax and our freezers with mint chip ice cream, we decided to shine a little sad light on our go-to country in case of an US implosion.
Our staff has covered the culturally celebrated wussiness of the next generation at length, and while we’re all for some tough love and scraped knees, PD can’t help but feel that the Malaysian Civil Defense Department could be pushing their kiddos too far.
Cranberry, a cold-weather mainstay for women across the planet, has recently (as with everything else in society) lost its luster as fresh research now assures that counter to popular thought, it does nothing to stave off urinary tract infections.