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2017: Gold Decadence

2017: Gold Decadence

While the Ramallah catwalks are embracing the recycled look with duds made from old newspapers...

Memory Lane Monday: Lagerfeld on Merkel

Memory Lane Monday: Lagerfeld on Merkel

The Outraged Class has forgotten about Donna Karan’s tips on risqué fashion, in favor of putting...

Genius Idea: Cancel Gone With the Wind

Genius Idea: Cancel Gone With the Wind

Since our PD Book Club pick for the this month is To Kill a Mocking Bird, our staff felt that we...

EU: Greek Yogurt Can Only Be Greek

EU: Greek Yogurt Can Only Be Greek

In the off chance you were lamenting last year’s Brexit Vote, just know that Britain’s leaving in...

With Love From Bulgaria

With Love From Bulgaria

Sure, Zimbabwe’s in the middle of a military coup-non-coup, but have you checked your mail...

Just Sayin’: Boycotts and Bullies

LL Bean.LL Bean doesn’t yet manufacture jackboots. Three days till Inauguration Day and there’s already enough eye-rolling to keep us nauseous for the next eight four years.

Pop some Kinedryl and place one foot on the floor, because here we go.

What?!: Morocco’s Ban on Producing and Importing Burqas

Hate that when that happens…Some sources also claim the production and import of the niqab is banned along with the burqa. In a story that is sure to bring a paused moment of, “Huh?” Morocco’s Interior Ministry supposedly sent out letters this week to businesses informing them that they had 48 hours to get rid of their stock of burqas, as due to security concerns the production and import of those items would be henceforth banned.

Just Sayin’: We’ve Never Felt the Need for a Genitalia Hat

Bill Clinton, a proud supporter of pussy.James Madison must be so proud.Inauguration Day is almost here, and provided President Trump doesn’t push the button and usher in the nuclear holocaust that’s been on the back burner since the 1950’s on Day One, the members of the Pussyhat Project are hoping to make the day after extra cringy by invoking their Constitutional right to protest with vaginas--- on their heads.

Memory Lane Monday: Pollution Solution

Obama and Xi Jinping.Umbrellas solve everything. Do you remember when the media popped bottles and praised the Paris Agreement, a meeting of the tyrannical minds of the both the East and West, that was sure to cure the world of pollution?

Just Sayin’: Papa Noel Raids Warehouse

Papa Noel and Papish.Bullies that grow up taking your toys on the playground, tend to join Big Govt to keep taking.Donning a red hat with his trademark windbreaker, Venezuela’s President Maduro has used his dictatorship to make Christmas nightmares come true in the past, and as elections have a way of not happening, Papa Noel Maduro won’t be stopped this year either.

Peppermint as a Lip Plumper

Candy cane love.Both festive and effective. Looking for a little less Nazi news in your PD article today? No problem. We’ve got you covered with a festive spirit.

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