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Memory Lane Monday: Duterte and Daash

Memory Lane Monday: Duterte and Daash

PD hates to kick your off your week with anything dark, pessimistic or chilling, but we do it...

Genius Idea: Air India’s Customer Service

Genius Idea: Air India’s Customer Service

At a time when airline customer service seems to be an archaic concept, Air India, ever the...

Too Many Holidays

Too Many Holidays

Today’s 4/20, and after Easter on Monday, Earth Day over the weekend and Witch Burning Day the...

Adidas and Pepsi Competing to Be New Coke

Adidas and Pepsi Competing to Be New Coke

So far 2017 seems to be the year where top and semi-top tier companies vie to win the PR label of...

Just Sayin’: Auntie Maxine’s Denim

Just Sayin’: Auntie Maxine’s Denim

If you’re stuck on the title of this article, don’t be---apparently, it’s a thing. Yes, those...

Holiday Shopping in Venezuela

What’s sexier than Kevlar?Now that’s a high rate of homicide. What does every little Venezuelan boy and girl want from Papa Noel this year?

Is it to make the inappropriate tickle-me sex trade to stop? How about a coffin for their Abuelita to be buried in, so they won’t have to rent? Or the latest gaming console?

Nope, as our staff forecasted two years ago, it's bulletproof clothing.

Kevlar, baby!

It seems long lines and shortages on toilet paper have led to Venezuela earning the rank as number two for most homicides in the world, clocking in 65 violent deaths per day, with a bonus of 4 kidnappings per week.Maybe Maduro can force Papa Noel to cough up some Kevlar.

Honduras took the top slot of course, but now the it holiday item in Maduro’s glorious utopia is Kevlar for all ages.

In fact, the situation there is so bad (something we also forecasted long ago) that few people even dare leaving their homes at night.

Feliz Navidad! 

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  • Guest (Bethany)

    How can he still be in power? Haven't the ppl had enough? No tp, no coffins, no flour----where is the limit?

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