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Young Pioneer Stops Offering DPRK Tours for Americans

Young Pioneer Stops Offering DPRK Tours for Americans

In a sure sign that it will take a lot more than Ambassador Rodman and an edible bouquet of...

Genius Idea: Tittooing

Genius Idea: Tittooing

While the FDA wants you to think before you ink, the latest trend in tattooing meets cosmetic...

Cantaloupe Beauty

Cantaloupe Beauty

With kale now finally on the outs, the cut-throat beauty community is now looking for a new...

Memory Lane Monday: FTC #ad

Memory Lane Monday: FTC #ad

Big Government is planning on protecting you from waist trainers, flat tummy teas and teeth...

Just Sayin’: Let’s Not Steal the Oxygen Tanks

Just Sayin’: Let’s Not Steal the Oxygen Tanks

It’s not just possible age caps hurting Everest trekkers. Now, it’s a steep increase in oxygen...

Just Sayin’: Papa Noel Raids Warehouse

Papa Noel and Papish.Bullies that grow up taking your toys on the playground, tend to join Big Govt to keep taking.Donning a red hat with his trademark windbreaker, Venezuela’s President Maduro has used his dictatorship to make Christmas nightmares come true in the past, and as elections have a way of not happening, Papa Noel Maduro won’t be stopped this year either.

Just Sayin’: Venezuela’s Got the Real Deals

Maduro’s also started hosting a midday salsa program. No, really.Venezuela’s Bolivars lost 43% since the beginning of the month. While you might be gearing up for tomorrow’s Black Friday deals (ha-who are we kidding? Didn’t all of the discounts already start on Wednesday anyway?), the real fire sales are in Venezuela.

Holiday Shopping in Venezuela

What’s sexier than Kevlar?Now that’s a high rate of homicide. What does every little Venezuelan boy and girl want from Papa Noel this year?

Is it to make the inappropriate tickle-me sex trade to stop? How about a coffin for their Abuelita to be buried in, so they won’t have to rent? Or the latest gaming console?

Nope, as our staff forecasted two years ago, it's bulletproof clothing.

Holiday Prep with Maniac Maduro

Does this dude give anyone else the skeeves? A big bag of nothing. Rejoice, Christmas Comrades! Do not stress over today’s shortages, because Papa Noel President Maduro has everything covered. You know---as always.

USMS Swag

Swag it.What’s $800,000 among corrupt officials? If you were under the impression that it is only vacation hound Michelle Antoinette Obama, prepubescent teens, and soft core rappers that are into swag, well, you’d be more than just a little mistaken.

A report that came out yesterday from the IOD (long hand that’s the Investigative Operations Division) revealed that the US Marshal Service loves to swag it up with the big dogs, too.

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