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Memory Lane Monday: Ballots and 130,000 Refugees Unaccounted For

Memory Lane Monday: Ballots and 130,000 Refugees Unaccounted For

With Germany going to vote for Angela Merkel as leader of the Fatherland for the fourth time in...

Genius Idea: Slides For Men Not Women

Genius Idea: Slides For Men Not Women

Let’s finish up Summer 2017, with this little bit of genius from Germany’s Galaxy Water Park,...

Bikini Rights

Bikini Rights

You wouldn’t think that the right to wear a bikini would be eroded under a Trump Administration,...

Just Askin’: Could We Not Go For the Coffin Photo Op?

Just Askin’: Could We Not Go For the Coffin Photo Op?

Over the years, our staff has made a few simple requests of the human race.

Oval Office Wallpaper Revamp

Oval Office Wallpaper Revamp

As with each new Administration, decorators come in and do all they can to scrub out the lies and...

Just Sayin’: Papa Noel Raids Warehouse

Papa Noel and Papish.Bullies that grow up taking your toys on the playground, tend to join Big Govt to keep taking.Donning a red hat with his trademark windbreaker, Venezuela’s President Maduro has used his dictatorship to make Christmas nightmares come true in the past, and as elections have a way of not happening, Papa Noel Maduro won’t be stopped this year either.

Just Sayin’: Venezuela’s Got the Real Deals

Maduro’s also started hosting a midday salsa program. No, really.Venezuela’s Bolivars lost 43% since the beginning of the month. While you might be gearing up for tomorrow’s Black Friday deals (ha-who are we kidding? Didn’t all of the discounts already start on Wednesday anyway?), the real fire sales are in Venezuela.

Holiday Shopping in Venezuela

What’s sexier than Kevlar?Now that’s a high rate of homicide. What does every little Venezuelan boy and girl want from Papa Noel this year?

Is it to make the inappropriate tickle-me sex trade to stop? How about a coffin for their Abuelita to be buried in, so they won’t have to rent? Or the latest gaming console?

Nope, as our staff forecasted two years ago, it's bulletproof clothing.

Holiday Prep with Maniac Maduro

Does this dude give anyone else the skeeves? A big bag of nothing. Rejoice, Christmas Comrades! Do not stress over today’s shortages, because Papa Noel President Maduro has everything covered. You know---as always.

USMS Swag

Swag it.What’s $800,000 among corrupt officials? If you were under the impression that it is only vacation hound Michelle Antoinette Obama, prepubescent teens, and soft core rappers that are into swag, well, you’d be more than just a little mistaken.

A report that came out yesterday from the IOD (long hand that’s the Investigative Operations Division) revealed that the US Marshal Service loves to swag it up with the big dogs, too.

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