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Low quality jerseys.

Obviously, UEFA and other pro-sport tournaments are the coveted catwalks of Nike, Asics, Mizuno, New Balance, etc. Unfortunately though, this year Puma really didn’t put their all into the strength of their jerseys for Switzerland.Oh, ick. Ick. Ick.

During a 0-0 game (after all, it is soccer), four of the Swiss players had their Puma jerseys rip.

When asked about the quality of their jersey sponsors, player Xherdan Shaqiri went the diplomatic route with, “I hope Puma does not produce condoms.”

Ba dum tss.

It’s just a small tear. Maybe no one will notice. Adidas also has had a difficult time this UEFA, as their balls being showcased burst.

We’ll leave any jokes there up to Xherdan Shaqiri.

Just sayin’.

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