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Memory Lane Monday: Who Does This Remind You Of---Round Two

Memory Lane Monday: Who Does This Remind You Of---Round Two

It’s that time of the month, when we present you with three quotes from a figure of history and...

Young Pioneer Stops Offering DPRK Tours for Americans

Young Pioneer Stops Offering DPRK Tours for Americans

In a sure sign that it will take a lot more than Ambassador Rodman and an edible bouquet of...

Genius Idea: Tittooing

Genius Idea: Tittooing

While the FDA wants you to think before you ink, the latest trend in tattooing meets cosmetic...

Cantaloupe Beauty

Cantaloupe Beauty

With kale now finally on the outs, the cut-throat beauty community is now looking for a new...

Memory Lane Monday: FTC #ad

Memory Lane Monday: FTC #ad

Big Government is planning on protecting you from waist trainers, flat tummy teas and teeth...

EPA Looks into Your Weekly Mani

Government overreach? Whaaa? Naaaah.The biggest problem facing Americans today? No, not the debt, not Daash, not Putin---your manicure!There is very little in today’s American society that the Environmental Protection Agency doesn’t have their mitts on. From parching California, waging war against farmers and advising you to give up your bath for Lent, the Head of the EPA Gina McCarthy’s latest kick is your manicure being on fleek.

Part 2: Easter Egg Beauty

Now, the Reese's eggs are a little different.Eggs can be your secret beauty gem.Is your hair a little extra crispy after repeated dye jobs? Hey, no judgement. We know it’s not about Kim K---you wanted the platinum silver look since we wrote about it back in 2012.

In any case going platinum or just trying to stay on top of your roots can be a first world, Hillary Clinton poverty struggle. Don’t worry though, as always PD’s got you covered.

Memory Lane Monday: Biden Loves Somalians

Don't you hate that when it happens?“What else asinine can I say next to distract the public from WWIII?”With April Fool’s Day coming up on Wednesday, PD thought we’d feature the American Court Jester, the Archduke of Eloquence, Vice President and 2016 still hopeful Joe Biden.

Just Sayin’: Didn’t Clinton Leave the State Department to Up Her Beauty Rest?

Yes, this is Hillary deleting Benghazi. Could that coif be anymore Catherine Durant?Did Hillary Clinton, or did she not decide to step down from her post as Secretary of Partying State, because she wanted to catch up on her beauty sleep?

Didn’t she do a big spill on how tired she was, and how even the thought of testifying to Congress about Benghazi broke her out in yawns?

Memory Lane Monday: Poverty Pimp Maxine Waters

Not even the skin in Congress is real.The poster background reads, “Niggas better have my money.”The only thing remarkable about last week’s US State of the Union address was just really how much plastic surgery Congress has undergone. No longer regulated to a nearly now Japanese Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi, plastic surgeons have certainly left their seal-like mark on the whole legislature.

Memory Lane Monday: Groucho Marx

There might be death camps tomorrow, but let’s focus on living today.If you are prone to breakouts, skip the grease paint and instead use a toothbrush to flare out your brows.Hey, if we’re going to have to talk Marx, PD would much rather make it Groucho instead of Karl. Karl causes ulcers.

Despite the Vaudeville funnyman having been dead for almost half a century, his signature look and words of wisdom are making a resurgence on both the political scene and catwalk.

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