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Just Sayin’: You Might Want to Watch that Plastic Surgery

Just Sayin’: You Might Want to Watch that Plastic Surgery

A nip here, a tuck there, hey---even Ferraris need a little maintenance every now and then....

2017’s Controversial Costumes

2017’s Controversial Costumes

Move over Zombie Castro, the results are in for what the mainstream media has dubbed the most...

Memory Lane Monday: Tajikistan Texts

Memory Lane Monday: Tajikistan Texts

In keeping up with our Creepy October Mondays, this week PD (using our best Crypt Keeper...

Genius Idea: Cemetery Sex

Genius Idea: Cemetery Sex

If you ever read Fox News, where it’s all female teachers having sex with under-aged students all...

Digital Graves

Digital Graves

Well, it has finally happened, PDers. Welcome to the age of digital graves!

Seaside Rescue: Sour Cream and Yogurt?

Good point.A week expired? No problem. A year expired? Uh, get your life together.Whether you’re beachside or poolside, summer fun can leave your hair worse for the wear. Don’t worry though, because as always PD’s got you covered.

Seaweed Beach Beauty

A sea of beauty?That's a lot of seaweed.Keeping up with our desire this month to make lemonade out of life’s lemons, the recent explosion of seaweed clumps spanning the Caribbean’s beaches might seem like the ultimate seaside buzzkill, but PD’s got you covered.

Just Sayin’: Foreskin Facials

Does she accept white foreskin?Protesters of Oprah’s beauty obsession. When vanity reigns supreme and in an age when women are no longer actually allowed to age, it’s only logical that snake serums, bee venom treatments and wine baths would be sought out.

Of course, the latest facial on the beauty scene really trumps the rest and screams volumes about our society.

Big Gov Comes for Your Microbeads

Fish killer!California’s biggest problem: microbeads. Ah yes, microbeads—the miracle exfoliation ingredient that exploded onto the beauty scene back in the early 2000’s, when almost overnight every cleanser and toothpaste couldn’t want to boost on their packaging that they had them.

Now though, the Californian State Assembly has banned retailers in the Eureka! state from selling any products with microbeads, due to claims that the tiny bits of exfoliation plastic are disturbing the food chain.

Crayola: Dangerous DIY

Sad, but true.Screw Chanel when there's Crayola.Since there’s roughly two million tutorials on Pinterest covering the use of kids’ Crayola products to DIY your own eyeliner, lip balm, lip liner, eye shadow, blusher, nail polish, lipstick and no doubt cc crème, the top brass of the crayon company was actually forced to release a plea last week, asking their consumers to no longer try their hand at homemade cosmetics.

EPA Looks into Your Weekly Mani

Government overreach? Whaaa? Naaaah.The biggest problem facing Americans today? No, not the debt, not Daash, not Putin---your manicure!There is very little in today’s American society that the Environmental Protection Agency doesn’t have their mitts on. From parching California, waging war against farmers and advising you to give up your bath for Lent, the Head of the EPA Gina McCarthy’s latest kick is your manicure being on fleek.

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