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Genius Idea: Air India’s Customer Service

Genius Idea: Air India’s Customer Service

At a time when airline customer service seems to be an archaic concept, Air India, ever the...

Too Many Holidays

Too Many Holidays

Today’s 4/20, and after Easter on Monday, Earth Day over the weekend and Witch Burning Day the...

Adidas and Pepsi Competing to Be New Coke

Adidas and Pepsi Competing to Be New Coke

So far 2017 seems to be the year where top and semi-top tier companies vie to win the PR label of...

Just Sayin’: Auntie Maxine’s Denim

Just Sayin’: Auntie Maxine’s Denim

If you’re stuck on the title of this article, don’t be---apparently, it’s a thing. Yes, those...

Memory Lane Monday: Mademoiselle and Ehrlich

Memory Lane Monday: Mademoiselle and Ehrlich

Sure, today might be Easter, but Earth Day is also this week and every Progressive knows that...

US Gov: Swedish Massages Good Enough for You Good Enough for Bunnies

Relaxing at its best.You have to get your charkas right, just ask Al Gore.As the Republican landslide election results pour in (though let’s be honest the Republicans having control of the Senate and House means next to nothing as far as liberty is concerned), it’s understandable that the Progressive in your life might be feeling a bit down and tense. Don’t worry, our PD staff has a suggestion that is sure to perk them right up.

Make them an appointment for a Swedish massage.

The Real Scare Factor: Marxist Nails

Or actually maybe these nails are scarier than the Mao/Lenin ones.Even Salem’s nails are on point.PD has featured loads of creepy Halloween manicure nail ideas in the past, but this year while we have two nail looks to add to the pack, we also have one that we think really pushes the envelope…of both good taste and genocide.

Urine Beauty Therapy

Not quite as crazy as it seems...or is it?It's certainly cheaper than Clarins.PD has told you about the wonders of adding gold to your beauty treatments, but we have yet to tell you about adding a shower to that gold aspect--- though it being October and the time for all things creepy and gross, why not?

Urotherapy, the act of using urine as a healing agent is one icky recipe for beauty, but supposedly it’s one that works so well, you won’t want to keep it only for Halloween.

Washington Bans BO

Hey, with the value of the Ruble down so much, even Putin is moonlighting. Actual Calcutta.It seems that a hot summer has led quite a few municipalities in the United States to legislate strict body odor mandates.

Back to School Ban: Chap-Stick

Yay! Equal failure!We would make a joke about something else ridiculous being banned, but the PD staff would hate to give them any ideas.Back to class means back to the arbitrary bans put into place by overzealous school boards that will not be satisfied until your child is heavily sedated and encased in bubble wrap.

Joining the campus scourges of leggings, improperly chewed pop-tarts, salt, American flags, birthday candles, Duck Dynasty tees, and scantily clad parents is chap-stick.

Venezuelan Shortages: Flour, TP, Coffins, Breast Implants

Obama and Maduro currently taking lessons in Grumpy Cat Fiscal Policy. Sure not having coffins is bad, but not having enough implants? Those poor girls’ self-esteem! Okay Caracas--- your streets weren’t quite filled when Maduro made sure there was no bread on the shelves.

You didn’t blink when cooking oil became impossible to find. You stayed when Charmin was rationed.

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