Of course, the latest facial on the beauty scene really trumps the rest and screams volumes about our society.
Ah yes, microbeads—the miracle exfoliation ingredient that exploded onto the beauty scene back in the early 2000’s, when almost overnight every cleanser and toothpaste couldn’t want to boost on their packaging that they had them.
Now though, the Californian State Assembly has banned retailers in the Eureka! state from selling any products with microbeads, due to claims that the tiny bits of exfoliation plastic are disturbing the food chain.
Since there’s roughly two million tutorials on Pinterest covering the use of kids’ Crayola products to DIY your own eyeliner, lip balm, lip liner, eye shadow, blusher, nail polish, lipstick and no doubt cc crème, the top brass of the crayon company was actually forced to release a plea last week, asking their consumers to no longer try their hand at homemade cosmetics.
There is very little in today’s American society that the Environmental Protection Agency doesn’t have their mitts on. From parching California, waging war against farmers and advising you to give up your bath for Lent, the Head of the EPA Gina McCarthy’s latest kick is your manicure being on fleek.
Is your hair a little extra crispy after repeated dye jobs? Hey, no judgement. We know it’s not about Kim K---you wanted the platinum silver look since we wrote about it back in 2012.
In any case going platinum or just trying to stay on top of your roots can be a first world, Hillary Clinton poverty struggle. Don’t worry though, as always PD’s got you covered.