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Memory Lane Monday: Who Does This Remind You Of?--- Round 4

Memory Lane Monday: Who Does This Remind You Of?--- Round 4

For this month’s installment of Who Does This Remind You Of? we’ve gone to a fairly big name in...

Genius Idea: Call Tourists Terrorists

Genius Idea: Call Tourists Terrorists

Spain has made no secret that they’re over their Tourist Industry.

Sweden’s Armed Forces Embraces Rainbow Laces

Sweden’s Armed Forces Embraces Rainbow Laces

Despite KLM missing the mark with their Gay Pride Click Campaign, Sweden’s Armed Forces weren’t...

Just Sayin’: Over The Iceland Bandwagon

Just Sayin’: Over The Iceland Bandwagon

To start with, we’d like to outline for the record, that PD covered Iceland long before the rest...

Faux Tiffanys Causes Costco to Pay Up

Faux Tiffanys Causes Costco to Pay Up

A fair amount of engagement rings (2,500) at remarkable whole-sale prices has put Costco and a...

Genius Idea: Labiaplasty

Fix everything.Concious about camel toe? Call a Doc.With all of the wicked culture appropriation of dreads and yoga carried out by whites lately, it would only make sense that the latest popular snip tuck of the Western plastic surgery industry would be labiaplasty.

Just Sayin’: Tough Vanilla Days

The cure for Berning.Somehow we know it will taste heavy on the castoreum.Well, it’s now Day 2 of the Trump nomination and our staff still hasn’t managed to come up with a positive spin other than all of the weight we’ll lose in the camps. So, for the sake of our nascent migraine, let’s cover a little fluff.

April’s Recap: Certainties of Tyranny--- Death, Taxes and Hypocrisy

Sharing versus theft.Government waste, yet another certainty. Sure, there are a few days left of April, but let’s call a time of death now and take a quick look back.

Just Sayin’: El Presidente Likes the Natural Look

Soon to be banned. Who says that country is about to collapse? Look at all of those highlighters! They can’t be that bad off.Apparently 3-day weekends aren’t enough to help the beauty of central planning as Venezuela’s President Nicolas Maduro just announced that honestly, women are prettier when they don’t use electricity.

Daash Comes Out Against Alternative Medicine

What a plan.Daash coming out against acupuncture is odd considering how much they love stabbing people with pointy things.We all know that the members of Daash are experts in remodeling, selecting top shelf fair isles, and manscaping, but now apparently they’ve become experts in alternative medicine by beheading those who practice the witchcraft of acupuncture.

Just Sayin’: Kim Jong-Un the Poet

How nice...Really his personality is better suited to the Trump cut.In case you thought the Trump induced back and forth aggression wasn’t psychotic enough, our staff thought we’d check in on our ex-favorite dictator, Mr. Nutso himself, Kim Jong-Un.

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