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Move Over Unicorns, It’s All about the Balloons

Move Over Unicorns, It’s All about the Balloons

Jeffree Starr and Jerrod Blandino might not have realized the unicorn look actually traces itself...

Just Sayin’: Victoria Secret and Turkey Not Riding the Waves Well

Just Sayin’: Victoria Secret and Turkey Not Riding the Waves Well

A company almost having it worse than any Sharm el Sheikh resort these days, has to be Victoria’s...

Memory Lane Monday: National Park Pledge

Memory Lane Monday: National Park Pledge

Remember all of those family vacations from your childhood spent crammed into the back of the...

Genius Idea: An Avocado Instruction Manual

Genius Idea: An Avocado Instruction Manual

In the last year, avocado back from a 1980’s slumber (much like the KGB) has taken the place of...

After Thomas Cook Bails Egypt Tries For a Miracle

After Thomas Cook Bails Egypt Tries For a Miracle

Another week and another hit for Egypt’s Tourism Industry.

Just Sayin’: El Presidente Likes the Natural Look

Soon to be banned. Who says that country is about to collapse? Look at all of those highlighters! They can’t be that bad off.Apparently 3-day weekends aren’t enough to help the beauty of central planning as Venezuela’s President Nicolas Maduro just announced that honestly, women are prettier when they don’t use electricity.

Daash Comes Out Against Alternative Medicine

What a plan.Daash coming out against acupuncture is odd considering how much they love stabbing people with pointy things.We all know that the members of Daash are experts in remodeling, selecting top shelf fair isles, and manscaping, but now apparently they’ve become experts in alternative medicine by beheading those who practice the witchcraft of acupuncture.

Just Sayin’: Kim Jong-Un the Poet

How nice...Really his personality is better suited to the Trump cut.In case you thought the Trump induced back and forth aggression wasn’t psychotic enough, our staff thought we’d check in on our ex-favorite dictator, Mr. Nutso himself, Kim Jong-Un.

Facials Now Dubbed Racial By Universities

“May make you appear racist.”Racist!There’s a new Buyer Beware boilerplate to be added to your jar of Glamglow and other face masks, “May make you appear racist.”

Seriously.

Just Sayin’: Investments Can Vary

A hard truth.Bull sperm can rake in the big bucks…PD has talked about investment opportunities in the past--- derivatives, Boca timeshares, weaves, the ruble, gold grills, nice kicks, the Daash Dinar--- but when it comes to securing you and yours for the future, it’s important to remember the core of what an investment is.

It’s having a product others want.

Just Sayin’: Can Turkish Lemons Bring Peace?

The Russian Winter Drink of Choice.Market goods prevent wars.PD has talked about the amazing things lemons can do for your nails after a good two months use of holiday red, but Vladimir Putin has spared Turkey’s lemon crop from his long list of embargoes for a whole other reason.

The National Russian Winter Drink of Choice: Vodka and lemon.

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