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Memory Lane Monday: Who Does This Remind You Of---Round Two

Memory Lane Monday: Who Does This Remind You Of---Round Two

It’s that time of the month, when we present you with three quotes from a figure of history and...

Young Pioneer Stops Offering DPRK Tours for Americans

Young Pioneer Stops Offering DPRK Tours for Americans

In a sure sign that it will take a lot more than Ambassador Rodman and an edible bouquet of...

Genius Idea: Tittooing

Genius Idea: Tittooing

While the FDA wants you to think before you ink, the latest trend in tattooing meets cosmetic...

Cantaloupe Beauty

Cantaloupe Beauty

With kale now finally on the outs, the cut-throat beauty community is now looking for a new...

Memory Lane Monday: FTC #ad

Memory Lane Monday: FTC #ad

Big Government is planning on protecting you from waist trainers, flat tummy teas and teeth...

Genius Idea: KFC Edible Nail Polish

Knockout.Hungry? This week’s Genius Idea Friday segment could so easily be centered on those that proclaim anyone whom says, “All Lives Matter,” is the problem, but honestly, our staff doesn’t have the stomach for it.

Caffeine to Cure Those Stress Bags

Talk about fear mongering. The EU Monster won't just let you go.While you might expect us to be covering Brexit, today our staff’s cynical nature has won out and we can’t stomach talking about how if by some miracle the vote is to actually leave, that the EU wouldn’t just hold another vote and another vote and another vote until by hook, crook or Common Core arithmetic Britain agrees to stay.

Spooky Soros Supports Gold

The Soros Gold Rush.Products of the Soros’ Gold Rush.The world’s favorite Spooky Dude, is back with his Soros Fund Management LLC backing gold as a major investment just in time for summer.

Genius Idea: Labiaplasty

Fix everything.Concious about camel toe? Call a Doc.With all of the wicked culture appropriation of dreads and yoga carried out by whites lately, it would only make sense that the latest popular snip tuck of the Western plastic surgery industry would be labiaplasty.

Just Sayin’: Tough Vanilla Days

The cure for Berning.Somehow we know it will taste heavy on the castoreum.Well, it’s now Day 2 of the Trump nomination and our staff still hasn’t managed to come up with a positive spin other than all of the weight we’ll lose in the camps. So, for the sake of our nascent migraine, let’s cover a little fluff.

April’s Recap: Certainties of Tyranny--- Death, Taxes and Hypocrisy

Sharing versus theft.Government waste, yet another certainty. Sure, there are a few days left of April, but let’s call a time of death now and take a quick look back.

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