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Move Over Unicorns, It’s All about the Balloons

Move Over Unicorns, It’s All about the Balloons

Jeffree Starr and Jerrod Blandino might not have realized the unicorn look actually traces itself...

Just Sayin’: Victoria Secret and Turkey Not Riding the Waves Well

Just Sayin’: Victoria Secret and Turkey Not Riding the Waves Well

A company almost having it worse than any Sharm el Sheikh resort these days, has to be Victoria’s...

Memory Lane Monday: National Park Pledge

Memory Lane Monday: National Park Pledge

Remember all of those family vacations from your childhood spent crammed into the back of the...

Genius Idea: An Avocado Instruction Manual

Genius Idea: An Avocado Instruction Manual

In the last year, avocado back from a 1980’s slumber (much like the KGB) has taken the place of...

After Thomas Cook Bails Egypt Tries For a Miracle

After Thomas Cook Bails Egypt Tries For a Miracle

Another week and another hit for Egypt’s Tourism Industry.

Genius Idea: KFC Edible Nail Polish

Knockout.Hungry? This week’s Genius Idea Friday segment could so easily be centered on those that proclaim anyone whom says, “All Lives Matter,” is the problem, but honestly, our staff doesn’t have the stomach for it.

Caffeine to Cure Those Stress Bags

Talk about fear mongering. The EU Monster won't just let you go.While you might expect us to be covering Brexit, today our staff’s cynical nature has won out and we can’t stomach talking about how if by some miracle the vote is to actually leave, that the EU wouldn’t just hold another vote and another vote and another vote until by hook, crook or Common Core arithmetic Britain agrees to stay.

Spooky Soros Supports Gold

The Soros Gold Rush.Products of the Soros’ Gold Rush.The world’s favorite Spooky Dude, is back with his Soros Fund Management LLC backing gold as a major investment just in time for summer.

Genius Idea: Labiaplasty

Fix everything.Concious about camel toe? Call a Doc.With all of the wicked culture appropriation of dreads and yoga carried out by whites lately, it would only make sense that the latest popular snip tuck of the Western plastic surgery industry would be labiaplasty.

Just Sayin’: Tough Vanilla Days

The cure for Berning.Somehow we know it will taste heavy on the castoreum.Well, it’s now Day 2 of the Trump nomination and our staff still hasn’t managed to come up with a positive spin other than all of the weight we’ll lose in the camps. So, for the sake of our nascent migraine, let’s cover a little fluff.

April’s Recap: Certainties of Tyranny--- Death, Taxes and Hypocrisy

Sharing versus theft.Government waste, yet another certainty. Sure, there are a few days left of April, but let’s call a time of death now and take a quick look back.

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