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Genius Idea: Air India’s Customer Service

Genius Idea: Air India’s Customer Service

At a time when airline customer service seems to be an archaic concept, Air India, ever the...

Too Many Holidays

Too Many Holidays

Today’s 4/20, and after Easter on Monday, Earth Day over the weekend and Witch Burning Day the...

Adidas and Pepsi Competing to Be New Coke

Adidas and Pepsi Competing to Be New Coke

So far 2017 seems to be the year where top and semi-top tier companies vie to win the PR label of...

Just Sayin’: Auntie Maxine’s Denim

Just Sayin’: Auntie Maxine’s Denim

If you’re stuck on the title of this article, don’t be---apparently, it’s a thing. Yes, those...

Memory Lane Monday: Mademoiselle and Ehrlich

Memory Lane Monday: Mademoiselle and Ehrlich

Sure, today might be Easter, but Earth Day is also this week and every Progressive knows that...

Genius Idea: Labiaplasty

Fix everything.Concious about camel toe? Call a Doc.With all of the wicked culture appropriation of dreads and yoga carried out by whites lately, it would only make sense that the latest popular snip tuck of the Western plastic surgery industry would be labiaplasty.

Just Sayin’: Tough Vanilla Days

The cure for Berning.Somehow we know it will taste heavy on the castoreum.Well, it’s now Day 2 of the Trump nomination and our staff still hasn’t managed to come up with a positive spin other than all of the weight we’ll lose in the camps. So, for the sake of our nascent migraine, let’s cover a little fluff.

April’s Recap: Certainties of Tyranny--- Death, Taxes and Hypocrisy

Sharing versus theft.Government waste, yet another certainty. Sure, there are a few days left of April, but let’s call a time of death now and take a quick look back.

Just Sayin’: El Presidente Likes the Natural Look

Soon to be banned. Who says that country is about to collapse? Look at all of those highlighters! They can’t be that bad off.Apparently 3-day weekends aren’t enough to help the beauty of central planning as Venezuela’s President Nicolas Maduro just announced that honestly, women are prettier when they don’t use electricity.

Daash Comes Out Against Alternative Medicine

What a plan.Daash coming out against acupuncture is odd considering how much they love stabbing people with pointy things.We all know that the members of Daash are experts in remodeling, selecting top shelf fair isles, and manscaping, but now apparently they’ve become experts in alternative medicine by beheading those who practice the witchcraft of acupuncture.

Just Sayin’: Kim Jong-Un the Poet

How nice...Really his personality is better suited to the Trump cut.In case you thought the Trump induced back and forth aggression wasn’t psychotic enough, our staff thought we’d check in on our ex-favorite dictator, Mr. Nutso himself, Kim Jong-Un.

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