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Memory Lane Monday: Who Does This Remind You Of?--- Round 4

Memory Lane Monday: Who Does This Remind You Of?--- Round 4

For this month’s installment of Who Does This Remind You Of? we’ve gone to a fairly big name in...

Genius Idea: Call Tourists Terrorists

Genius Idea: Call Tourists Terrorists

Spain has made no secret that they’re over their Tourist Industry.

Sweden’s Armed Forces Embraces Rainbow Laces

Sweden’s Armed Forces Embraces Rainbow Laces

Despite KLM missing the mark with their Gay Pride Click Campaign, Sweden’s Armed Forces weren’t...

Just Sayin’: Over The Iceland Bandwagon

Just Sayin’: Over The Iceland Bandwagon

To start with, we’d like to outline for the record, that PD covered Iceland long before the rest...

Faux Tiffanys Causes Costco to Pay Up

Faux Tiffanys Causes Costco to Pay Up

A fair amount of engagement rings (2,500) at remarkable whole-sale prices has put Costco and a...

Opulence, wha?! No…

What a bargain! As Fall is now breathing down Summer’s neck, all the fashion powers that be agree that the best way to greet cooler temps is with an Azature Black Diamond manicure. It’s supposedly dubbed to be the world’s most expensive nail polish, but with all of the celebrity 99%ers wearing it at only $250,000 per bottle, PD thinks it’s a real steal.

H&M Wants to Stop Racism One Bottle at a Time

H&M stopping racism today.Personally, PD knows that whenever we think about people combating racism the first group and/or company that pops into our minds is H&M. Oh yeah, through their Conscious Collection, they are saving the planet somehow from carbon, and with their whole Dias de los Muertos AIDS campaign going on---why wouldn’t they want to tackle the scourge of racism?

Banana Face Blast: The How and the Benefits

Bananas, not just for Curious George anymore.It’s that time again, ladies and gentlemen, for PD to give you another cheap summer beauty cure. This is a beauty secret that won’t ever be divulged to you over the Ulta counter, and despite that, it can be done anywhere, is super easy to apply, costs barely anything, and works like a Botox maiden’s dream.

In the words of vacuous celebrities circa 2003, it’s absolutely B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

Landlocked But Still Want Surf Kissed Tresses?

At least let your hair feel like it's hit the beach.Summer heat and humidity can be rough, especially in landlocked Central Europe. Places in the US Midwest without air conditioning are unheard of, whereas A/C for whatever reason doesn’t seem to translate to Slovakian, leaving fashion worker bees to roast.

Put away that 1%er envy, as always PD’s got you covered with our Beach in a Bottle.

General Taco Wants Your SPF High

SPF 85, people!Another article about the New Black Panther Party? You’d think PD was a 13 year old with a crush! No, no, our PD contributors are well out of puberty, but let’s face it, the New Black Panthers with their glitzy get-ups, wise monikers, and raucous moves to take over the fashion world are just too much fun not to write about!

Today’s NBPP piece is on General Taco (not to be confused with Vice Admiral Gordita or Grand Marshal Quesadilla). General Taco, which stands for Take All Capitalists Out (wow, why can’t PD come up with something that clever?) wants to be sure that all whites wear an SPF no smaller than 85 this summer, otherwise those honkies run the risk of becoming pink. Taco ain’t a fan of no pinkies.

SCOTUS Got You Down?

Doesn't Roberts look exactly like Victor Garber?It’s been proved by the scientists at Estée Lauder that after a devastating breakup or the hearing of colossally bad news, such as the loss of a job, family member, or the Supreme Court’s recent ruling on Obama Care, women experience a strong compulsion to drastically change up their appearance. This behavior has been shown to signify a process of going from intense grief and abject suffering, to a place of psychological rebirth and strength. Similar studies conducted at the University of Cosmo also support this thesis.

While old media pundits pat themselves on the back and try to spin the newly dubbed, “Robert’s Debacle,” PD is more interested in helping you get to that psychological rebirth place.

The tip dyeing, sometimes referred to as the less eloquent dip dyeing, hair trend has been getting major play since the beginning of this year. Tip dyeing is the kid sister to the Lite-Brite color highlights pushed by the major players of VH1’s Tool Academy, back in 2010.

Tip dyeing is basically the act or art of dyeing the tips of normally colored hair, with bright hues of orange, pink, purple, blue; really any automatic color. Getting this done professionally can set a girl back $50+, and can also end up lasting two long months. Those are two major negatives, as this look is one partaken usually in times of insanity, and acute stress and sadness, which is what us here at PD are going for now. Consequently, tip dyeing isn’t really something you want to wake up to day after day for two months. Two weeks on the other hand, we can all stomach, including our employers.Oh yeaaaaah!

Thus PD presents, “Tip Dyeing with Kool Aid."

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