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Creepy Costume Idea: Auntie Maxine

Creepy Costume Idea: Auntie Maxine

The Wall costume not for you? The cost of feathers too high thanks to the EPA to go as Elizabeth...

Just Sayin’: You Might Want to Watch that Plastic Surgery

Just Sayin’: You Might Want to Watch that Plastic Surgery

A nip here, a tuck there, hey---even Ferraris need a little maintenance every now and then....

2017’s Controversial Costumes

2017’s Controversial Costumes

Move over Zombie Castro, the results are in for what the mainstream media has dubbed the most...

Memory Lane Monday: Tajikistan Texts

Memory Lane Monday: Tajikistan Texts

In keeping up with our Creepy October Mondays, this week PD (using our best Crypt Keeper...

Genius Idea: Cemetery Sex

Genius Idea: Cemetery Sex

If you ever read Fox News, where it’s all female teachers having sex with under-aged students all...

Cactus Beauty

Cacti magic.Move over kale.Broomstick skirts yesterday, and now the beauty benefits of cacti--- is this our staff’s way of encouraging PDers to move West?

Kentucky Fried SPF

For less of an ant risk, you can opt for Tarte.Be extra tasty for the sharks.Yum Brands has been doing a lot of work as of late with their fast food chains. Apart from the Pizza Hut eau de toilette, they’ve pushed the KFC manicure and drumstick corsage, and now they’ve got 3,000 free tubes of Kentucky Fried Sunscreen for their American consumers.

Just Sayin’: A Paler America

So much wisdom in such a small package.Well, it's not like it's 11,000 tanning salons that have closed...There are those that claim Donald Trump is the candidate that wants to make America white again (or well, white for the first time), but it’s actually been President Obama and his taxation policies that have made a paler America.

Just Sayin’: In Burma Cover Your Ink

Forbidden Myanmar.The protester monk.Myanmar (Burma) might be trying to make the leap from Dark Tourism to completely safe-ordinary-normal-travel-please-come-please-come, but apparently the monks of the Nation aren’t ready to welcome tourists.

At least those tourists with tattoos of Buddha.

Caffeine to Cure Those Stress Bags

Talk about fear mongering. The EU Monster won't just let you go.While you might expect us to be covering Brexit, today our staff’s cynical nature has won out and we can’t stomach talking about how if by some miracle the vote is to actually leave, that the EU wouldn’t just hold another vote and another vote and another vote until by hook, crook or Common Core arithmetic Britain agrees to stay.

Just Sayin’: Tough Vanilla Days

The cure for Berning.Somehow we know it will taste heavy on the castoreum.Well, it’s now Day 2 of the Trump nomination and our staff still hasn’t managed to come up with a positive spin other than all of the weight we’ll lose in the camps. So, for the sake of our nascent migraine, let’s cover a little fluff.

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