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Just Sayin’:  Il Pesto è Bueno

Just Sayin’: Il Pesto è Bueno

Sure, a TSA agent at Orlando International Airport did just try to take off with a wade of a...

Memory Lane Monday: Who Does This Remind You Of---Round Two

Memory Lane Monday: Who Does This Remind You Of---Round Two

It’s that time of the month, when we present you with three quotes from a figure of history and...

Young Pioneer Stops Offering DPRK Tours for Americans

Young Pioneer Stops Offering DPRK Tours for Americans

In a sure sign that it will take a lot more than Ambassador Rodman and an edible bouquet of...

Genius Idea: Tittooing

Genius Idea: Tittooing

While the FDA wants you to think before you ink, the latest trend in tattooing meets cosmetic...

Cantaloupe Beauty

Cantaloupe Beauty

With kale now finally on the outs, the cut-throat beauty community is now looking for a new...

Kentucky Fried SPF

For less of an ant risk, you can opt for Tarte.Be extra tasty for the sharks.Yum Brands has been doing a lot of work as of late with their fast food chains. Apart from the Pizza Hut eau de toilette, they’ve pushed the KFC manicure and drumstick corsage, and now they’ve got 3,000 free tubes of Kentucky Fried Sunscreen for their American consumers.

Just Sayin’: A Paler America

So much wisdom in such a small package.Well, it's not like it's 11,000 tanning salons that have closed...There are those that claim Donald Trump is the candidate that wants to make America white again (or well, white for the first time), but it’s actually been President Obama and his taxation policies that have made a paler America.

Just Sayin’: In Burma Cover Your Ink

Forbidden Myanmar.The protester monk.Myanmar (Burma) might be trying to make the leap from Dark Tourism to completely safe-ordinary-normal-travel-please-come-please-come, but apparently the monks of the Nation aren’t ready to welcome tourists.

At least those tourists with tattoos of Buddha.

Caffeine to Cure Those Stress Bags

Talk about fear mongering. The EU Monster won't just let you go.While you might expect us to be covering Brexit, today our staff’s cynical nature has won out and we can’t stomach talking about how if by some miracle the vote is to actually leave, that the EU wouldn’t just hold another vote and another vote and another vote until by hook, crook or Common Core arithmetic Britain agrees to stay.

Just Sayin’: Tough Vanilla Days

The cure for Berning.Somehow we know it will taste heavy on the castoreum.Well, it’s now Day 2 of the Trump nomination and our staff still hasn’t managed to come up with a positive spin other than all of the weight we’ll lose in the camps. So, for the sake of our nascent migraine, let’s cover a little fluff.

Facials Now Dubbed Racial By Universities

“May make you appear racist.”Racist!There’s a new Buyer Beware boilerplate to be added to your jar of Glamglow and other face masks, “May make you appear racist.”



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