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Memory Lane Monday: Duterte and Daash

Memory Lane Monday: Duterte and Daash

PD hates to kick your off your week with anything dark, pessimistic or chilling, but we do it...

Genius Idea: Air India’s Customer Service

Genius Idea: Air India’s Customer Service

At a time when airline customer service seems to be an archaic concept, Air India, ever the...

Too Many Holidays

Too Many Holidays

Today’s 4/20, and after Easter on Monday, Earth Day over the weekend and Witch Burning Day the...

Adidas and Pepsi Competing to Be New Coke

Adidas and Pepsi Competing to Be New Coke

So far 2017 seems to be the year where top and semi-top tier companies vie to win the PR label of...

Just Sayin’: Auntie Maxine’s Denim

Just Sayin’: Auntie Maxine’s Denim

If you’re stuck on the title of this article, don’t be---apparently, it’s a thing. Yes, those...

Caffeine to Cure Those Stress Bags

Talk about fear mongering. The EU Monster won't just let you go.While you might expect us to be covering Brexit, today our staff’s cynical nature has won out and we can’t stomach talking about how if by some miracle the vote is to actually leave, that the EU wouldn’t just hold another vote and another vote and another vote until by hook, crook or Common Core arithmetic Britain agrees to stay.

Just Sayin’: Tough Vanilla Days

The cure for Berning.Somehow we know it will taste heavy on the castoreum.Well, it’s now Day 2 of the Trump nomination and our staff still hasn’t managed to come up with a positive spin other than all of the weight we’ll lose in the camps. So, for the sake of our nascent migraine, let’s cover a little fluff.

Facials Now Dubbed Racial By Universities

“May make you appear racist.”Racist!There’s a new Buyer Beware boilerplate to be added to your jar of Glamglow and other face masks, “May make you appear racist.”

Seriously.

Genius idea: FDA Hopes to Regulate Your Tan

Tan ban.When the Founding Fathers talked about maximum freedom and personal responsibility, of course that never applied to a seeking out a healthy glow.It’s not only beach bunnies, longing for a touch of Vitamin D, and New Jerseyites that hit up tanning salons in the Winter Season.

15 minutes here and there spent under a UVB light has been proven to help those suffering from skin disorders such as eczema, keratosis, acne and the heartbreak of psoriasis.

Hand Cream Bombs

Finally a plan at least.*No word yet if the terrorists decided to use Chanel hand cream for their smuggling purposes. Hey, that stuff is expensive, especially if you are just going to blow it up.Well, if you’re doing any flying in the near future, better hope it’s to a tropical island where your silky mitts will be able to cope without hand cream, because supposedly there’s a new bomb threat in town.

Frozen to Death Through Cryotherapy

As seen on Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery.Cryotherapy the Gwyneth Paltrow-esque science of exposing your naked body to temperatures below -240F (-151 C) recently took the life of a twentysomething that only days before had given an interview promoting the treatment.

Cryotherapy in a nutshell.

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