Another article about the New Black Panther Party? You’d think PD was a 13 year old with a crush! No, no, our PD contributors are well out of puberty, but let’s face it, the New Black Panthers with their glitzy get-ups, wise monikers, and raucous moves to take over the
fashion world are just too much fun not to write about!
Today’s NBPP piece is on General Taco (not to be confused with Vice Admiral Gordita or Grand Marshal Quesadilla). General Taco, which stands for Take All Capitalists Out (wow, why can’t PD come up with something that clever?) wants to be sure that all whites wear an SPF no smaller than 85 this summer, otherwise those honkies run the risk of becoming pink. Taco ain’t a fan of no pinkies.
Guess what? If you’ve got two tablets of aspirin and a smig of water, you’ve got yourself one hell of a face mask.
Process: Palm two tablets of aspirin, and place under the water faucet for a nano-second, just enough to gently splash the tablets. Then rub the aspirin until it turns into a chalky like paste. Smear on your beautiful face. Put 5 minutes on the clock, and then rinse. Done.
In the world of expensive llama sperm laced face creams, $20 scrubs, and “8.2%” unemployment rates, ladies have been looking for more
economical clever options when it comes to caring for themselves.
Thus enter Colombia’s best kept beauty secret: Coffee Grounds.