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Ebola: The CDC Exhibit

Ebola: The CDC Exhibit

Looking for a great date night idea? Well, if you are in the Atlanta area, the CDC would like...

Just Sayin’:  Il Pesto è Bueno

Just Sayin’: Il Pesto è Bueno

Sure, a TSA agent at Orlando International Airport did just try to take off with a wade of a...

Memory Lane Monday: Who Does This Remind You Of---Round Two

Memory Lane Monday: Who Does This Remind You Of---Round Two

It’s that time of the month, when we present you with three quotes from a figure of history and...

Young Pioneer Stops Offering DPRK Tours for Americans

Young Pioneer Stops Offering DPRK Tours for Americans

In a sure sign that it will take a lot more than Ambassador Rodman and an edible bouquet of...

Genius Idea: Tittooing

Genius Idea: Tittooing

While the FDA wants you to think before you ink, the latest trend in tattooing meets cosmetic...

How To: Thanksgiving Pumpkin Facial

Pumpkin Facial. Have an extra can of Libby’s hanging around from yesterday? Well then, PD has a face mask idea for you, that you’re bound to be thankful for.

Like Your SPF? Then Watch Out for Spontaneous Combustion

Are you on the Banana Boat? Then quick---jump off before you burst into flames.Kindling thoughts of 1900’s gentry and Upstairs/Downstairs relationships, spontaneous combustion just really isn’t in the news cycle enough. Not to worry though, Banana Boat is doing their best to bring back that turn of the century feel.

Banana Face Blast: The How and the Benefits

Bananas, not just for Curious George anymore.It’s that time again, ladies and gentlemen, for PD to give you another cheap summer beauty cure. This is a beauty secret that won’t ever be divulged to you over the Ulta counter, and despite that, it can be done anywhere, is super easy to apply, costs barely anything, and works like a Botox maiden’s dream.

In the words of vacuous celebrities circa 2003, it’s absolutely B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

General Taco Wants Your SPF High

SPF 85, people!Another article about the New Black Panther Party? You’d think PD was a 13 year old with a crush! No, no, our PD contributors are well out of puberty, but let’s face it, the New Black Panthers with their glitzy get-ups, wise monikers, and raucous moves to take over the fashion world are just too much fun not to write about!

Today’s NBPP piece is on General Taco (not to be confused with Vice Admiral Gordita or Grand Marshal Quesadilla). General Taco, which stands for Take All Capitalists Out (wow, why can’t PD come up with something that clever?) wants to be sure that all whites wear an SPF no smaller than 85 this summer, otherwise those honkies run the risk of becoming pink. Taco ain’t a fan of no pinkies.

The Miracle Mask

Amazing aspirin.Asking for some Aspirin?

Guess what? If you’ve got two tablets of aspirin and a smig of water, you’ve got yourself one hell of a face mask.

Process: Palm two tablets of aspirin, and place under the water faucet for a nano-second, just enough to gently splash the tablets. Then rub the aspirin until it turns into a chalky like paste. Smear on your beautiful face. Put 5 minutes on the clock, and then rinse. Done.

Make Your Addiction Work for You

Coffee morning. Beautiful skin evening.Make Your Coffee Addiction Work for You

In the world of expensive llama sperm laced face creams, $20 scrubs, and “8.2%” unemployment rates, ladies have been looking for more economical clever options when it comes to caring for themselves.

Thus enter Colombia’s best kept beauty secret: Coffee Grounds.

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