Political Dresser

Creepy Costume Idea: Auntie Maxine

Creepy Costume Idea: Auntie Maxine

The Wall costume not for you? The cost of feathers too high thanks to the EPA to go as Elizabeth...

Just Sayin’: You Might Want to Watch that Plastic Surgery

Just Sayin’: You Might Want to Watch that Plastic Surgery

A nip here, a tuck there, hey---even Ferraris need a little maintenance every now and then....

2017’s Controversial Costumes

2017’s Controversial Costumes

Move over Zombie Castro, the results are in for what the mainstream media has dubbed the most...

Memory Lane Monday: Tajikistan Texts

Memory Lane Monday: Tajikistan Texts

In keeping up with our Creepy October Mondays, this week PD (using our best Crypt Keeper...

Genius Idea: Cemetery Sex

Genius Idea: Cemetery Sex

If you ever read Fox News, where it’s all female teachers having sex with under-aged students all...

Bee Venom Beauty Review

And beauty?The bees know...Every year there’s a new natural beauty miracle trick that surfaces fresh from Ancient China, Egypt, Sumatra---you get the point. This year venom was all the rage. We’ll give you our snake venom beauty treatment review next week right before Halloween, but for today let’s look at the bee side of things, since you know the bees know.

Spitzer loves his honey rub, but bee venom is currently being touted as the new Botox. If you listen closely you can hear Nancy Pelosi instructing one of her minions to buy a bee plantation.

How To: Thanksgiving Pumpkin Facial

Pumpkin Facial. Have an extra can of Libby’s hanging around from yesterday? Well then, PD has a face mask idea for you, that you’re bound to be thankful for.

Like Your SPF? Then Watch Out for Spontaneous Combustion

Are you on the Banana Boat? Then quick---jump off before you burst into flames.Kindling thoughts of 1900’s gentry and Upstairs/Downstairs relationships, spontaneous combustion just really isn’t in the news cycle enough. Not to worry though, Banana Boat is doing their best to bring back that turn of the century feel.

Banana Face Blast: The How and the Benefits

Bananas, not just for Curious George anymore.It’s that time again, ladies and gentlemen, for PD to give you another cheap summer beauty cure. This is a beauty secret that won’t ever be divulged to you over the Ulta counter, and despite that, it can be done anywhere, is super easy to apply, costs barely anything, and works like a Botox maiden’s dream.

In the words of vacuous celebrities circa 2003, it’s absolutely B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

General Taco Wants Your SPF High

SPF 85, people!Another article about the New Black Panther Party? You’d think PD was a 13 year old with a crush! No, no, our PD contributors are well out of puberty, but let’s face it, the New Black Panthers with their glitzy get-ups, wise monikers, and raucous moves to take over the fashion world are just too much fun not to write about!

Today’s NBPP piece is on General Taco (not to be confused with Vice Admiral Gordita or Grand Marshal Quesadilla). General Taco, which stands for Take All Capitalists Out (wow, why can’t PD come up with something that clever?) wants to be sure that all whites wear an SPF no smaller than 85 this summer, otherwise those honkies run the risk of becoming pink. Taco ain’t a fan of no pinkies.

The Miracle Mask

Amazing aspirin.Asking for some Aspirin?

Guess what? If you’ve got two tablets of aspirin and a smig of water, you’ve got yourself one hell of a face mask.

Process: Palm two tablets of aspirin, and place under the water faucet for a nano-second, just enough to gently splash the tablets. Then rub the aspirin until it turns into a chalky like paste. Smear on your beautiful face. Put 5 minutes on the clock, and then rinse. Done.

Search

Book Club

Social Widget

Due to the European Union's Cookie Act (it's not as delicious as it sounds) the EU wants you to know that we use cookies to personalise content and ads, to provide social media features and to analyse our traffic. More information.