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Genius Idea: Kentucky Derby Bans

Genius Idea: Kentucky Derby Bans

If Churchill Downs is calling to you next weekend for the Kentucky Derby, you might want to brush...

Egypt Tries Again Yet Again

Egypt Tries Again Yet Again

The Charlie Brown of countries, Egypt refuses to give up on collecting that tourist dinar despite...

Just Sayin’: Le Pen Wants France to Eat French

Just Sayin’: Le Pen Wants France to Eat French

Fresh off her second place election showing and prepping for the homestretch next month, Marine...

Summer’s Coming: Erdogan Issues Emergency Hair Removal Decree

Summer’s Coming: Erdogan Issues Emergency Hair Removal Decree

Since last summer’s coup attempt, Turkey’s President Recep Tayyip Erdogan has been freed by his...

Memory Lane Monday: Duterte and Daash

Memory Lane Monday: Duterte and Daash

PD hates to kick your off your week with anything dark, pessimistic or chilling, but we do it...

Eel Pie: Use Those Leftover Eels For a Spa Day

Remember the snail treatment from Penn and Teller’s Bullshit? Well, it’s back and big in California.Nothing says a traditional Thanksgiving quite like eel.Have a few leftover eels swimming around your aquarium after your mother-in-law insisted on going with a traditional Thanksgiving? Well, instead of flushing them you could always add eels to your exfoliation regime in the case that the recent blizzard that ground most flights stateside, has left your usually love soft and supple skin chapped and cracked.

Snake Venom Beauty Review

Venom, baby.For all of the pretty little snakes.PD was left unimpressed and rushing for the Benadryl after showcasing bee venom face cream last week, and unfortunately for the all of those scaly skinned, coldblooded creature fans out there the snake venom lotion did not fare much better.

Bee Venom Beauty Review

And beauty?The bees know...Every year there’s a new natural beauty miracle trick that surfaces fresh from Ancient China, Egypt, Sumatra---you get the point. This year venom was all the rage. We’ll give you our snake venom beauty treatment review next week right before Halloween, but for today let’s look at the bee side of things, since you know the bees know.

Spitzer loves his honey rub, but bee venom is currently being touted as the new Botox. If you listen closely you can hear Nancy Pelosi instructing one of her minions to buy a bee plantation.

How To: Thanksgiving Pumpkin Facial

Pumpkin Facial. Have an extra can of Libby’s hanging around from yesterday? Well then, PD has a face mask idea for you, that you’re bound to be thankful for.

Like Your SPF? Then Watch Out for Spontaneous Combustion

Are you on the Banana Boat? Then quick---jump off before you burst into flames.Kindling thoughts of 1900’s gentry and Upstairs/Downstairs relationships, spontaneous combustion just really isn’t in the news cycle enough. Not to worry though, Banana Boat is doing their best to bring back that turn of the century feel.

Banana Face Blast: The How and the Benefits

Bananas, not just for Curious George anymore.It’s that time again, ladies and gentlemen, for PD to give you another cheap summer beauty cure. This is a beauty secret that won’t ever be divulged to you over the Ulta counter, and despite that, it can be done anywhere, is super easy to apply, costs barely anything, and works like a Botox maiden’s dream.

In the words of vacuous celebrities circa 2003, it’s absolutely B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

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