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Creepy Costume Idea: Auntie Maxine

Creepy Costume Idea: Auntie Maxine

The Wall costume not for you? The cost of feathers too high thanks to the EPA to go as Elizabeth...

Genius Idea: The Cursed Rocks of Gettysburg

Genius Idea: The Cursed Rocks of Gettysburg

This week’s bit of brilliance comes from the US National Park Service and might actually be...

Just Sayin’: You Might Want to Watch that Plastic Surgery

Just Sayin’: You Might Want to Watch that Plastic Surgery

A nip here, a tuck there, hey---even Ferraris need a little maintenance every now and then....

2017’s Controversial Costumes

2017’s Controversial Costumes

Move over Zombie Castro, the results are in for what the mainstream media has dubbed the most...

Memory Lane Monday: Tajikistan Texts

Memory Lane Monday: Tajikistan Texts

In keeping up with our Creepy October Mondays, this week PD (using our best Crypt Keeper...

Big Gov Comes for Your Microbeads

Fish killer!California’s biggest problem: microbeads. Ah yes, microbeads—the miracle exfoliation ingredient that exploded onto the beauty scene back in the early 2000’s, when almost overnight every cleanser and toothpaste couldn’t want to boost on their packaging that they had them.

Now though, the Californian State Assembly has banned retailers in the Eureka! state from selling any products with microbeads, due to claims that the tiny bits of exfoliation plastic are disturbing the food chain.

Memory Lane Monday: Biden Loves Somalians

Don't you hate that when it happens?“What else asinine can I say next to distract the public from WWIII?”With April Fool’s Day coming up on Wednesday, PD thought we’d feature the American Court Jester, the Archduke of Eloquence, Vice President and 2016 still hopeful Joe Biden.

Just Sayin’: Didn’t Clinton Leave the State Department to Up Her Beauty Rest?

Yes, this is Hillary deleting Benghazi. Could that coif be anymore Catherine Durant?Did Hillary Clinton, or did she not decide to step down from her post as Secretary of Partying State, because she wanted to catch up on her beauty sleep?

Didn’t she do a big spill on how tired she was, and how even the thought of testifying to Congress about Benghazi broke her out in yawns?

Memory Lane Monday: Poverty Pimp Maxine Waters

Not even the skin in Congress is real.The poster background reads, “Niggas better have my money.”The only thing remarkable about last week’s US State of the Union address was just really how much plastic surgery Congress has undergone. No longer regulated to a nearly now Japanese Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi, plastic surgeons have certainly left their seal-like mark on the whole legislature.

US Gov: Swedish Massages Good Enough for You Good Enough for Bunnies

Relaxing at its best.You have to get your charkas right, just ask Al Gore.As the Republican landslide election results pour in (though let’s be honest the Republicans having control of the Senate and House means next to nothing as far as liberty is concerned), it’s understandable that the Progressive in your life might be feeling a bit down and tense. Don’t worry, our PD staff has a suggestion that is sure to perk them right up.

Make them an appointment for a Swedish massage.

Urine Beauty Therapy

Not quite as crazy as it seems...or is it?It's certainly cheaper than Clarins.PD has told you about the wonders of adding gold to your beauty treatments, but we have yet to tell you about adding a shower to that gold aspect--- though it being October and the time for all things creepy and gross, why not?

Urotherapy, the act of using urine as a healing agent is one icky recipe for beauty, but supposedly it’s one that works so well, you won’t want to keep it only for Halloween.

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