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Creepy Costume Idea: Auntie Maxine

Creepy Costume Idea: Auntie Maxine

The Wall costume not for you? The cost of feathers too high thanks to the EPA to go as Elizabeth...

Genius Idea: The Cursed Rocks of Gettysburg

Genius Idea: The Cursed Rocks of Gettysburg

This week’s bit of brilliance comes from the US National Park Service and might actually be...

Just Sayin’: You Might Want to Watch that Plastic Surgery

Just Sayin’: You Might Want to Watch that Plastic Surgery

A nip here, a tuck there, hey---even Ferraris need a little maintenance every now and then....

2017’s Controversial Costumes

2017’s Controversial Costumes

Move over Zombie Castro, the results are in for what the mainstream media has dubbed the most...

Memory Lane Monday: Tajikistan Texts

Memory Lane Monday: Tajikistan Texts

In keeping up with our Creepy October Mondays, this week PD (using our best Crypt Keeper...

Facials Now Dubbed Racial By Universities

“May make you appear racist.”Racist!There’s a new Buyer Beware boilerplate to be added to your jar of Glamglow and other face masks, “May make you appear racist.”

Seriously.

Genius idea: FDA Hopes to Regulate Your Tan

Tan ban.When the Founding Fathers talked about maximum freedom and personal responsibility, of course that never applied to a seeking out a healthy glow.It’s not only beach bunnies, longing for a touch of Vitamin D, and New Jerseyites that hit up tanning salons in the Winter Season.

15 minutes here and there spent under a UVB light has been proven to help those suffering from skin disorders such as eczema, keratosis, acne and the heartbreak of psoriasis.

Hand Cream Bombs

Finally a plan at least.*No word yet if the terrorists decided to use Chanel hand cream for their smuggling purposes. Hey, that stuff is expensive, especially if you are just going to blow it up.Well, if you’re doing any flying in the near future, better hope it’s to a tropical island where your silky mitts will be able to cope without hand cream, because supposedly there’s a new bomb threat in town.

Frozen to Death Through Cryotherapy

As seen on Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery.Cryotherapy the Gwyneth Paltrow-esque science of exposing your naked body to temperatures below -240F (-151 C) recently took the life of a twentysomething that only days before had given an interview promoting the treatment.

Cryotherapy in a nutshell.

Seaweed Beach Beauty

A sea of beauty?That's a lot of seaweed.Keeping up with our desire this month to make lemonade out of life’s lemons, the recent explosion of seaweed clumps spanning the Caribbean’s beaches might seem like the ultimate seaside buzzkill, but PD’s got you covered.

Just Sayin’: Foreskin Facials

Does she accept white foreskin?Protesters of Oprah’s beauty obsession. When vanity reigns supreme and in an age when women are no longer actually allowed to age, it’s only logical that snake serums, bee venom treatments and wine baths would be sought out.

Of course, the latest facial on the beauty scene really trumps the rest and screams volumes about our society.

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