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Genius Idea: Kentucky Derby Bans

Genius Idea: Kentucky Derby Bans

If Churchill Downs is calling to you next weekend for the Kentucky Derby, you might want to brush...

Egypt Tries Again Yet Again

Egypt Tries Again Yet Again

The Charlie Brown of countries, Egypt refuses to give up on collecting that tourist dinar despite...

Just Sayin’: Le Pen Wants France to Eat French

Just Sayin’: Le Pen Wants France to Eat French

Fresh off her second place election showing and prepping for the homestretch next month, Marine...

Summer’s Coming: Erdogan Issues Emergency Hair Removal Decree

Summer’s Coming: Erdogan Issues Emergency Hair Removal Decree

Since last summer’s coup attempt, Turkey’s President Recep Tayyip Erdogan has been freed by his...

Memory Lane Monday: Duterte and Daash

Memory Lane Monday: Duterte and Daash

PD hates to kick your off your week with anything dark, pessimistic or chilling, but we do it...

Seaweed Beach Beauty

A sea of beauty?That's a lot of seaweed.Keeping up with our desire this month to make lemonade out of life’s lemons, the recent explosion of seaweed clumps spanning the Caribbean’s beaches might seem like the ultimate seaside buzzkill, but PD’s got you covered.

Just Sayin’: Foreskin Facials

Does she accept white foreskin?Protesters of Oprah’s beauty obsession. When vanity reigns supreme and in an age when women are no longer actually allowed to age, it’s only logical that snake serums, bee venom treatments and wine baths would be sought out.

Of course, the latest facial on the beauty scene really trumps the rest and screams volumes about our society.

Big Gov Comes for Your Microbeads

Fish killer!California’s biggest problem: microbeads. Ah yes, microbeads—the miracle exfoliation ingredient that exploded onto the beauty scene back in the early 2000’s, when almost overnight every cleanser and toothpaste couldn’t want to boost on their packaging that they had them.

Now though, the Californian State Assembly has banned retailers in the Eureka! state from selling any products with microbeads, due to claims that the tiny bits of exfoliation plastic are disturbing the food chain.

Memory Lane Monday: Biden Loves Somalians

Don't you hate that when it happens?“What else asinine can I say next to distract the public from WWIII?”With April Fool’s Day coming up on Wednesday, PD thought we’d feature the American Court Jester, the Archduke of Eloquence, Vice President and 2016 still hopeful Joe Biden.

Just Sayin’: Didn’t Clinton Leave the State Department to Up Her Beauty Rest?

Yes, this is Hillary deleting Benghazi. Could that coif be anymore Catherine Durant?Did Hillary Clinton, or did she not decide to step down from her post as Secretary of Partying State, because she wanted to catch up on her beauty sleep?

Didn’t she do a big spill on how tired she was, and how even the thought of testifying to Congress about Benghazi broke her out in yawns?

Memory Lane Monday: Poverty Pimp Maxine Waters

Not even the skin in Congress is real.The poster background reads, “Niggas better have my money.”The only thing remarkable about last week’s US State of the Union address was just really how much plastic surgery Congress has undergone. No longer regulated to a nearly now Japanese Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi, plastic surgeons have certainly left their seal-like mark on the whole legislature.

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