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Kentucky Fried SPF

For less of an ant risk, you can opt for Tarte.Be extra tasty for the sharks.Yum Brands has been doing a lot of work as of late with their fast food chains. Apart from the Pizza Hut eau de toilette, they’ve pushed the KFC manicure and drumstick corsage, and now they’ve got 3,000 free tubes of Kentucky Fried Sunscreen for their American consumers.

In a move that’s sure to please the Black Panthers’ General T.A.C.O, the Colonel has offered up an SPF of 30 that is said to leave you, “Smelling delicious.”

'Merica.

Called Col. Sander’s Extra Crispy Sunscreen, and made available online, KFC management explained that, “Our chicken is hand breaded and freshly prepared in our kitchens all day every day, which makes the smell in our restaurants unparalleled. The Extra Crispy Sunscreen is a fun way to leverage that with our fans.”Extra crispy, since Obamacare added a 10% tax on tanning salons.

The promotion was slated to last until the end of September, but with its ample success thus far (all bottles were snatched up in the first few hours), there is reason to believe that KFC may order up another batch. 

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