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Sweden’s Armed Forces Embraces Rainbow Laces

Sweden’s Armed Forces Embraces Rainbow Laces

Despite KLM missing the mark with their Gay Pride Click Campaign, Sweden’s Armed Forces weren’t...

Just Sayin’: Over The Iceland Bandwagon

Just Sayin’: Over The Iceland Bandwagon

To start with, we’d like to outline for the record, that PD covered Iceland long before the rest...

Faux Tiffanys Causes Costco to Pay Up

Faux Tiffanys Causes Costco to Pay Up

A fair amount of engagement rings (2,500) at remarkable whole-sale prices has put Costco and a...

Memory Lane Monday: Duterte and Boy Scouts

Memory Lane Monday: Duterte and Boy Scouts

Sure, the Philippine National Police will go the extra mile and hour to appease their President,...

Genius Idea: KLM’s Seatbelt Activism

Genius Idea: KLM’s Seatbelt Activism

This week’s bit of brilliance comes from Royal Dutch Airliner KLM’s Marketing Team.


Just Sayin’: Tough Vanilla Days

The cure for Berning.Somehow we know it will taste heavy on the castoreum.Well, it’s now Day 2 of the Trump nomination and our staff still hasn’t managed to come up with a positive spin other than all of the weight we’ll lose in the camps. So, for the sake of our nascent migraine, let’s cover a little fluff.

Vanilla, the vanillic acid (used to lower inflammation) and antioxidant beauty miracle of 2012, that had Chanel and cooking queens adding vanilla extract to everything, has jumped by over 150% in price since January, due to a rough harvest in Madagascar (yes, Madagascar has more to offer than zebus and talking lemurs).

Old school ice creamers, bakers, and perfumers will be the hardest hit, while others will make the switch to synthetic vanilla flavorings, composed of a fun mix of coal tar, wood and castoreum, the yellow secretion from the castor sacs of beavers.Beaver balls---America’s current favorite dessert additive, to the LGBTQRSUV lobby..

You know, maybe we’ll just go ahead skip ice cream this year.

Just sayin’. 

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