Of course, the latest facial on the beauty scene really trumps the rest and screams volumes about our society.
Welcome to the world of foreskin facials---and no, that’s not some Jersey euphemism.
It’s kind of a creepier spin on the phrase, “From the mouth of babes.”
This foreskin facial otherwise billed as HydraFacialMD, is a New York favorite.
Dr. Gail Naughton, the developer behind this new exercise in vanity explains that, “Growth factors captured from the donated foreskin of a baby are at their peak ability in promoting rapid cell turnover. Applied topically, they spur adult skin cells to regenerate. This is said to have a smoothing effect on the skin.”
As with most things pseudo-science, this beauty gem comes from Oprah Winfrey, who when she isn’t comparing things to Emmett Till, is slathering her face with SkinMedica’s foreskin heavy anti-wrinkle cream.
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