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Creepy Costume Idea: Auntie Maxine

Creepy Costume Idea: Auntie Maxine

The Wall costume not for you? The cost of feathers too high thanks to the EPA to go as Elizabeth...

Just Sayin’: You Might Want to Watch that Plastic Surgery

Just Sayin’: You Might Want to Watch that Plastic Surgery

A nip here, a tuck there, hey---even Ferraris need a little maintenance every now and then....

2017’s Controversial Costumes

2017’s Controversial Costumes

Move over Zombie Castro, the results are in for what the mainstream media has dubbed the most...

Memory Lane Monday: Tajikistan Texts

Memory Lane Monday: Tajikistan Texts

In keeping up with our Creepy October Mondays, this week PD (using our best Crypt Keeper...

Genius Idea: Cemetery Sex

Genius Idea: Cemetery Sex

If you ever read Fox News, where it’s all female teachers having sex with under-aged students all...

Just Sayin’: Can Turkish Lemons Bring Peace?

The Russian Winter Drink of Choice.Market goods prevent wars.PD has talked about the amazing things lemons can do for your nails after a good two months use of holiday red, but Vladimir Putin has spared Turkey’s lemon crop from his long list of embargoes for a whole other reason.

The National Russian Winter Drink of Choice: Vodka and lemon.

EPA Looks into Your Weekly Mani

Government overreach? Whaaa? Naaaah.The biggest problem facing Americans today? No, not the debt, not Daash, not Putin---your manicure!There is very little in today’s American society that the Environmental Protection Agency doesn’t have their mitts on. From parching California, waging war against farmers and advising you to give up your bath for Lent, the Head of the EPA Gina McCarthy’s latest kick is your manicure being on fleek.

The Real Scare Factor: Marxist Nails

Or actually maybe these nails are scarier than the Mao/Lenin ones.Even Salem’s nails are on point.PD has featured loads of creepy Halloween manicure nail ideas in the past, but this year while we have two nail looks to add to the pack, we also have one that we think really pushes the envelope…of both good taste and genocide.

How To: Prevent Manicure Melt

Thoughts on OPI’s Nordic collection? Sure, it’s a step up from Germany, but still.For all your summer neon needs, China Glaze is the brand to snatch up…legally of course.Hey, PDers! For those of us that are situated in the Northern Hemisphere we’re facing the last weeks of the summer meltdown season. You know, that special time of year where tensions and A/C bills are high, and savvy shoppers get a jump on looting the perfect pair of j’s for everyone on their Christmas lists.

Glitter Polish for a Sea Break

Ebola tips from the UN. Modern.Glitter galore can also double as cement in a pinch.Your hopefully Ebola-free flight is booked, you’ve got your copy of Hacking Your Education tucked into your prized Samsonite carry-on, and you finally glance down at your nails just done for the low low price of $50 and notice they’re already chipped. Huzzah!

Chip Trick

Interested in dew-drenched creams and Mike Lair gold-kissed metallics? Try Zoya’s new Awaken Line. Hudson and Rebel are our faves.  Time to brighten up your looks and outlook for Spring.Tired of the instant chip effect on your manicures?

If you’ve been reduced to stashing a bottle of your current nail color in your Coach do not despair, because as always, PD’s got you covered.

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