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Creepy Costume Idea: Auntie Maxine

Creepy Costume Idea: Auntie Maxine

The Wall costume not for you? The cost of feathers too high thanks to the EPA to go as Elizabeth...

Just Sayin’: You Might Want to Watch that Plastic Surgery

Just Sayin’: You Might Want to Watch that Plastic Surgery

A nip here, a tuck there, hey---even Ferraris need a little maintenance every now and then....

2017’s Controversial Costumes

2017’s Controversial Costumes

Move over Zombie Castro, the results are in for what the mainstream media has dubbed the most...

Memory Lane Monday: Tajikistan Texts

Memory Lane Monday: Tajikistan Texts

In keeping up with our Creepy October Mondays, this week PD (using our best Crypt Keeper...

Genius Idea: Cemetery Sex

Genius Idea: Cemetery Sex

If you ever read Fox News, where it’s all female teachers having sex with under-aged students all...

Opulence, wha?! No…

What a bargain! As Fall is now breathing down Summer’s neck, all the fashion powers that be agree that the best way to greet cooler temps is with an Azature Black Diamond manicure. It’s supposedly dubbed to be the world’s most expensive nail polish, but with all of the celebrity 99%ers wearing it at only $250,000 per bottle, PD thinks it’s a real steal.

H&M Wants to Stop Racism One Bottle at a Time

H&M stopping racism today.Personally, PD knows that whenever we think about people combating racism the first group and/or company that pops into our minds is H&M. Oh yeah, through their Conscious Collection, they are saving the planet somehow from carbon, and with their whole Dias de los Muertos AIDS campaign going on---why wouldn’t they want to tackle the scourge of racism?

Is First On the Market Always the Worst?

Designs are a bit garish, but are currently improving.Sally Hansen’s Salon Effects Nail Strips were the smash nail hit of 2011, causing other brands to play catch up and to come up with their own nail stickers. Vivi’s done it. Opi’s done it. Hell, ebay caters to hundreds of different Asian sellers that do it, and do it far cheaper by the way. Everybody’s done it, but how exactly does the original stack up? Has their first attempt managed to keep up?

Keeping It Classic

Red nails, a classic staple.So, you say Marijuana decals aren’t your mani style. We here at PD understand completely. Truth be told all of our contributors were surveyed and none have actually gone for the whole Nacro-Patron-Saint-thing; of course, no one on our staff plans to party in Cabo with the Zeta’s either (your political fashion choices are sometimes based on necessity).

While summer cobalts and neon pinks don’t suit everyone, a red manicure is a go-to staple that fits every skin type, hair color, personality, and time of year. Blood red in fall, cheery Santa in December, Valentine crush in February, Candy-Apple in Spring, and Hot Hot Hot in summer, red nails always come across as current and yet classic. 

A Mani to Die For!

The Nails that Those Crazy Kids are Dying For bridges

Everyone knows that Mexico doesn’t have a problem with drug cartels. Any violence south of the U.S. border, any ice chests stuffed with reporters’ heads, forests of rape trees, sheriffs’ body parts, any of that blood gang jazz is just an odd coinkydink, not at all related with a slightly corrupt government kowtowing to the gods of drug trade.

There’s no correlation there whatsoever. What? Are you one of those Ron Paul bumper sticker stickin’ right wingers that believe in a secured border? Pleeease. That’s so moronic.

Since we’ve established that there really isn’t any type of drug trafficking turf war going on in Mexico, because you know, there definitely isn’t, PD wants to give you some inspiration for your next mani, just in time for that summer fiesta in Cabo.

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