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Creepy Costume Idea: Auntie Maxine

Creepy Costume Idea: Auntie Maxine

The Wall costume not for you? The cost of feathers too high thanks to the EPA to go as Elizabeth...

Genius Idea: The Cursed Rocks of Gettysburg

Genius Idea: The Cursed Rocks of Gettysburg

This week’s bit of brilliance comes from the US National Park Service and might actually be...

Just Sayin’: You Might Want to Watch that Plastic Surgery

Just Sayin’: You Might Want to Watch that Plastic Surgery

A nip here, a tuck there, hey---even Ferraris need a little maintenance every now and then....

2017’s Controversial Costumes

2017’s Controversial Costumes

Move over Zombie Castro, the results are in for what the mainstream media has dubbed the most...

Memory Lane Monday: Tajikistan Texts

Memory Lane Monday: Tajikistan Texts

In keeping up with our Creepy October Mondays, this week PD (using our best Crypt Keeper...

Valentine’s Manicure Maniacs

Sunny days are on the way...Try not to loose sight on the goods things in life.Has Dear Leader changing the mandates of Obamacare yet again got you running up the walls with your abacus in frustration? Shocked that Mardi Gras isn’t until next month? Was watching Uncle Joe Biden rationalize his 2016 run as depressing for you guys, as it was for us? Is the utter pointlessness of anytime John Boehner approaches the podium really starting to grate on you? Are you pissed that Punxsutawney Phil is calling for six more weeks of winter?

Inspired XMAS Manicures

Embrace the little things while they are still there.Have a candy cane before Michelle Antoinette bans them.In the past, PD has presented you guys with great ideas scavenged from the depths of the interwebs for Halloween inspired nails, but what about Christmas? Surely, with all that is wrong with the EPA, IRS, and the other ten thousand acronyms linked to the Obama Administration, a festive manicure could do wonders to boost one’s spirits…right?

In that case as always, PD has you covered.

A Sugar Cure for Nail Polish Spills

North Korea best Korea.There’s nothing worse than spilled nail polish…okay, maybe having a maniac dictator in power.Rumors surrounding the North Korean unicorn paradise are nothing new, but our PD staff members in the region recently picked up a good one.

Tyranny Nails: Sochi Olympics Edition

Heir Putin.Brace yourself, the winter of hate is coming...next year.That great uniter of the world---no, not busy Barack, we’re talking about the lauded Olympics, that great organization that brings the world together every few years to sponsor the gods of Nike.

Long term PDers may recall the hubbub that surfaced last August, when we dared to speak the truth about just how lame the Olympics really are. The fire and brimstone unleashed on us from good world collectivists citizens is still down in the record books as more than we’ve ever received from the Mexican drug cartels, Muslim Brotherhood, and the New Black Panther Party combined. Apparently lemmings love them some bread and circuses.

TSA: Nerve Gas –er- Beauty Supplies Panic

Seems legit. Should we salute? Last Sunday was quite tense for the TSA at John F. Kennedy International Airport, when their zeal to gently pilfer through your packages, led to some spilled nail polish remover.

Naturally the customs officials, having not grown up with sisters, immediately assumed it was some type of nerve gas and fell over.

Political Frustration Nailed

It feels like a throwing chairs kind of year, doesn't it?We might have mentioned that it’s still only January, and well, ingesting any type of news media at this point already has the majority of the PD staff on edge. That smattering of Debbie Wasserman Schultz also didn’t help much.

Therefore the staff got together, and decided we needed to give you loyal PDers something, anything that could help alleviate the stress in your life. Then it hit us. What’s more frustrating than spending an hour on the perfect manicure only to smudge it on your way out the door?


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