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Summer’s Coming: Erdogan Issues Emergency Hair Removal Decree

Summer’s Coming: Erdogan Issues Emergency Hair Removal Decree

Since last summer’s coup attempt, Turkey’s President Recep Tayyip Erdogan has been freed by his...

Memory Lane Monday: Duterte and Daash

Memory Lane Monday: Duterte and Daash

PD hates to kick your off your week with anything dark, pessimistic or chilling, but we do it...

Genius Idea: Air India’s Customer Service

Genius Idea: Air India’s Customer Service

At a time when airline customer service seems to be an archaic concept, Air India, ever the...

Too Many Holidays

Too Many Holidays

Today’s 4/20, and after Easter on Monday, Earth Day over the weekend and Witch Burning Day the...

Adidas and Pepsi Competing to Be New Coke

Adidas and Pepsi Competing to Be New Coke

So far 2017 seems to be the year where top and semi-top tier companies vie to win the PR label of...

Just Sayin’: Enjoy that Mascara in Hell

Hmm…I think Lucie is a size 7…Disgusting. Truly, sick.Ah, Instagram--- land of a million lunches, brunches, and self-obsessed mascara monsters. What? You’ve never heard of them?

Well, front and center is this Russian Separatist psycho that couldn’t wait to hop on her social network to brag about her special “new” to her mascara.

Genius Idea: DIY Vaseline Breast Augmentations

There is also talk of banning puppy plastic surgery. Well, we guess this isn't as bad as the people that tried injecting cement in themselves to get that J.Lo booty.Ah, Vaseline, the petroleum beauty secret of makeup artists the world over. While some, mostly women in their 80’s, swear by it as a lip balm, moisturizer, make up remover, mascara---there are a few uses that definitely aren’t all that clever.

Case in point, the rise of DIY boob jobs in South America through injecting Vaseline directly into one’s breasts. Talk about stretching your grocery peso.

Last Minute: NYE Glitz

You can even move that glitz to the table. Fireworks, gold and silver---sounds like what’s to come when the dollar crashes.So, you’ve decided to brave the streets tonight to celebrate switching from that cat calendar to scenes from the Mojave Desert one? Looking for some quick ways to add something sparkly and festive to your look before you go?

Don’t worry, as always PD’s got you covered.

MANiac Makeup

Just what the doctor ordered...girlier men.As any Madame de Pompadour would, the United States’ Michelle Antoinette isn’t letting the sequester get in the way of any advisement to improve her slap regime. Estée Lauder executive Maria Cristina González Noguera, will be joining Michelle Obama’s staff next week.

And the peasants rejoice.

Valentine’s Kiss: How to Get the Jello Stain

This stain is on the cheap side, at 50 cents per box.Still not sold on the other lip products we’ve reviewed? Feeling the tickle tick tock of Valentine’s Day coming tomorrow? Don’t worry, as always PD has you covered.

Skip the balms, the butters, and the lipsticks, in favor of a quick Jello D.I.Y. stain.

Valentine’s Kiss: YSL Rouge Volupté

YSL Rouge Volupté.Valentine’s is still a few days out, and we’re on our third lip product trial, the lustrous and über expensive YSL Rouge Volupté.

Does YSL even need an introduction? Haute couture now transferred to Gucci, designer of the ultimate woman’s take on the tux, gold packaging, and a power house since the 1960’s. Despite Yves Saint Laurent, the company’s founder and namesake, passing in 2008, the brand is still going strong and steady.

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