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Genius Idea: Cancel Gone With the Wind

Genius Idea: Cancel Gone With the Wind

Since our PD Book Club pick for the this month is To Kill a Mocking Bird, our staff felt that we...

EU: Greek Yogurt Can Only Be Greek

EU: Greek Yogurt Can Only Be Greek

In the off chance you were lamenting last year’s Brexit Vote, just know that Britain’s leaving in...

With Love From Bulgaria

With Love From Bulgaria

Sure, Zimbabwe’s in the middle of a military coup-non-coup, but have you checked your mail...

India and Carrying Gold

India and Carrying Gold

We have mentioned the Indian love affair with all things gold in the past, but with India’s...

Memory Lane Monday: Davutoglu and Daash

Memory Lane Monday: Davutoglu and Daash

Since last year’s attempted “coup” Erdogan has been the strongman on everyone’s mind when it...

Crayola: Dangerous DIY

Sad, but true.Screw Chanel when there's Crayola.Since there’s roughly two million tutorials on Pinterest covering the use of kids’ Crayola products to DIY your own eyeliner, lip balm, lip liner, eye shadow, blusher, nail polish, lipstick and no doubt cc crème, the top brass of the crayon company was actually forced to release a plea last week, asking their consumers to no longer try their hand at homemade cosmetics.

Gold in the Water

Bottle that stuff up.A less political and less Clintony take on gold water? For those in Whitehall, Montana it seems that the 2014 Christmas holiday will be a heck of a lot flashier than years past, since this year along with the standard snowflake residents are also receiving a fair amount of gold flake.

That is when they turn on the tap.

Back to School Ban: Chap-Stick

Yay! Equal failure!We would make a joke about something else ridiculous being banned, but the PD staff would hate to give them any ideas.Back to class means back to the arbitrary bans put into place by overzealous school boards that will not be satisfied until your child is heavily sedated and encased in bubble wrap.

Joining the campus scourges of leggings, improperly chewed pop-tarts, salt, American flags, birthday candles, Duck Dynasty tees, and scantily clad parents is chap-stick.

Ice Tricks to Get You Through the Summer

Yeah, “almost.”H2O in all its frozen glory.Does the summer heat have you pulling a Nancy Pelosi on your co-workers and family? Well, grab your ice tray, because as usual PD’s got you covered.

Just Sayin’: Enjoy that Mascara in Hell

Hmm…I think Lucie is a size 7…Disgusting. Truly, sick.Ah, Instagram--- land of a million lunches, brunches, and self-obsessed mascara monsters. What? You’ve never heard of them?

Well, front and center is this Russian Separatist psycho that couldn’t wait to hop on her social network to brag about her special “new” to her mascara.

Genius Idea: DIY Vaseline Breast Augmentations

There is also talk of banning puppy plastic surgery. Well, we guess this isn't as bad as the people that tried injecting cement in themselves to get that J.Lo booty.Ah, Vaseline, the petroleum beauty secret of makeup artists the world over. While some, mostly women in their 80’s, swear by it as a lip balm, moisturizer, make up remover, mascara---there are a few uses that definitely aren’t all that clever.

Case in point, the rise of DIY boob jobs in South America through injecting Vaseline directly into one’s breasts. Talk about stretching your grocery peso.

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