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Memory Lane Monday: Ballots and 130,000 Refugees Unaccounted For

Memory Lane Monday: Ballots and 130,000 Refugees Unaccounted For

With Germany going to vote for Angela Merkel as leader of the Fatherland for the fourth time in...

Genius Idea: Slides For Men Not Women

Genius Idea: Slides For Men Not Women

Let’s finish up Summer 2017, with this little bit of genius from Germany’s Galaxy Water Park,...

Bikini Rights

Bikini Rights

You wouldn’t think that the right to wear a bikini would be eroded under a Trump Administration,...

Just Askin’: Could We Not Go For the Coffin Photo Op?

Just Askin’: Could We Not Go For the Coffin Photo Op?

Over the years, our staff has made a few simple requests of the human race.

Oval Office Wallpaper Revamp

Oval Office Wallpaper Revamp

As with each new Administration, decorators come in and do all they can to scrub out the lies and...

Gold in the Water

Bottle that stuff up.A less political and less Clintony take on gold water? For those in Whitehall, Montana it seems that the 2014 Christmas holiday will be a heck of a lot flashier than years past, since this year along with the standard snowflake residents are also receiving a fair amount of gold flake.

That is when they turn on the tap.

Back to School Ban: Chap-Stick

Yay! Equal failure!We would make a joke about something else ridiculous being banned, but the PD staff would hate to give them any ideas.Back to class means back to the arbitrary bans put into place by overzealous school boards that will not be satisfied until your child is heavily sedated and encased in bubble wrap.

Joining the campus scourges of leggings, improperly chewed pop-tarts, salt, American flags, birthday candles, Duck Dynasty tees, and scantily clad parents is chap-stick.

Ice Tricks to Get You Through the Summer

Yeah, “almost.”H2O in all its frozen glory.Does the summer heat have you pulling a Nancy Pelosi on your co-workers and family? Well, grab your ice tray, because as usual PD’s got you covered.

Just Sayin’: Enjoy that Mascara in Hell

Hmm…I think Lucie is a size 7…Disgusting. Truly, sick.Ah, Instagram--- land of a million lunches, brunches, and self-obsessed mascara monsters. What? You’ve never heard of them?

Well, front and center is this Russian Separatist psycho that couldn’t wait to hop on her social network to brag about her special “new” to her mascara.

Genius Idea: DIY Vaseline Breast Augmentations

There is also talk of banning puppy plastic surgery. Well, we guess this isn't as bad as the people that tried injecting cement in themselves to get that J.Lo booty.Ah, Vaseline, the petroleum beauty secret of makeup artists the world over. While some, mostly women in their 80’s, swear by it as a lip balm, moisturizer, make up remover, mascara---there are a few uses that definitely aren’t all that clever.

Case in point, the rise of DIY boob jobs in South America through injecting Vaseline directly into one’s breasts. Talk about stretching your grocery peso.

Last Minute: NYE Glitz

You can even move that glitz to the table. Fireworks, gold and silver---sounds like what’s to come when the dollar crashes.So, you’ve decided to brave the streets tonight to celebrate switching from that cat calendar to scenes from the Mojave Desert one? Looking for some quick ways to add something sparkly and festive to your look before you go?

Don’t worry, as always PD’s got you covered.

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