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Genius Idea: Fines For Tourist Harassers

Genius Idea: Fines For Tourist Harassers

Egypt has had no shortage of brilliance lately, and this week’s is no different.

Topless in Switzerland

Topless in Switzerland

We know that PD has a reputation of being somewhat depressing, but we can honestly say it’s going...

Move Over Unicorns, It’s All about the Balloons

Move Over Unicorns, It’s All about the Balloons

Jeffree Starr and Jerrod Blandino might not have realized the unicorn look actually traces itself...

Just Sayin’: Victoria Secret and Turkey Not Riding the Waves Well

Just Sayin’: Victoria Secret and Turkey Not Riding the Waves Well

A company almost having it worse than any Sharm el Sheikh resort these days, has to be Victoria’s...

Memory Lane Monday: National Park Pledge

Memory Lane Monday: National Park Pledge

Remember all of those family vacations from your childhood spent crammed into the back of the...

Back to School Ban: Chap-Stick

Yay! Equal failure!We would make a joke about something else ridiculous being banned, but the PD staff would hate to give them any ideas.Back to class means back to the arbitrary bans put into place by overzealous school boards that will not be satisfied until your child is heavily sedated and encased in bubble wrap.

Joining the campus scourges of leggings, improperly chewed pop-tarts, salt, American flags, birthday candles, Duck Dynasty tees, and scantily clad parents is chap-stick.

Ice Tricks to Get You Through the Summer

Yeah, “almost.”H2O in all its frozen glory.Does the summer heat have you pulling a Nancy Pelosi on your co-workers and family? Well, grab your ice tray, because as usual PD’s got you covered.

Just Sayin’: Enjoy that Mascara in Hell

Hmm…I think Lucie is a size 7…Disgusting. Truly, sick.Ah, Instagram--- land of a million lunches, brunches, and self-obsessed mascara monsters. What? You’ve never heard of them?

Well, front and center is this Russian Separatist psycho that couldn’t wait to hop on her social network to brag about her special “new” to her mascara.

Genius Idea: DIY Vaseline Breast Augmentations

There is also talk of banning puppy plastic surgery. Well, we guess this isn't as bad as the people that tried injecting cement in themselves to get that J.Lo booty.Ah, Vaseline, the petroleum beauty secret of makeup artists the world over. While some, mostly women in their 80’s, swear by it as a lip balm, moisturizer, make up remover, mascara---there are a few uses that definitely aren’t all that clever.

Case in point, the rise of DIY boob jobs in South America through injecting Vaseline directly into one’s breasts. Talk about stretching your grocery peso.

Last Minute: NYE Glitz

You can even move that glitz to the table. Fireworks, gold and silver---sounds like what’s to come when the dollar crashes.So, you’ve decided to brave the streets tonight to celebrate switching from that cat calendar to scenes from the Mojave Desert one? Looking for some quick ways to add something sparkly and festive to your look before you go?

Don’t worry, as always PD’s got you covered.

MANiac Makeup

Just what the doctor ordered...girlier men.As any Madame de Pompadour would, the United States’ Michelle Antoinette isn’t letting the sequester get in the way of any advisement to improve her slap regime. Estée Lauder executive Maria Cristina González Noguera, will be joining Michelle Obama’s staff next week.

And the peasants rejoice.

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