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Just Sayin’: Victoria Secret and Turkey Not Riding the Waves Well

Just Sayin’: Victoria Secret and Turkey Not Riding the Waves Well

A company almost having it worse than any Sharm el Sheikh resort these days, has to be Victoria’s...

Memory Lane Monday: National Park Pledge

Memory Lane Monday: National Park Pledge

Remember all of those family vacations from your childhood spent crammed into the back of the...

Genius Idea: An Avocado Instruction Manual

Genius Idea: An Avocado Instruction Manual

In the last year, avocado back from a 1980’s slumber (much like the KGB) has taken the place of...

After Thomas Cook Bails Egypt Tries For a Miracle

After Thomas Cook Bails Egypt Tries For a Miracle

Another week and another hit for Egypt’s Tourism Industry.

Just Askin’: Why Shouldn’t Aborigines Be Able to Purchase a Chanel Boomerang?

Just Askin’: Why Shouldn’t Aborigines Be Able to Purchase a Chanel Boomerang?

Apparently, after calling Too Faced to the colorful carpet last month, Jeffree Star’s social...

April’s Recap: Unicorns and So Much Shade

Drama aside, there is still a lot of excitement over the upcoming Clover palette. Eat the rich...desserts.From Tumblr moon rocks to unicorn everything and Maxine Waters in denim, even though we are already in the thick of May, let’s glance back at what went down in April.

While Iran started to complain about people taking too many holidays, the Egyptian Government decided to boost tourism by footing utility bills and inviting in the big guns, Sylvester Stallone and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

In France, before the first round of votes, the Rat Catcher Union decided to go on strike and after that, Le Pen stressed that the French should be eating French.

Speaking of eating habits, as Duterte decided to put on his chef’s hat, the university system decided that scales shouldn’t be allowed in campus gyms since they’re triggering.Drama aside, there is still a lot of excitement over the upcoming Clover palette.

With a few bags of carrots and our copy of How the Hell Did this Happen shoved into our purse, we helped you get excited for the Kentucky Derby with a refresher look at the event’s ban list.

All the Progressive kids (those that eat grass like sheep, but they’re not sheep) cheered their Auntie Maxine, while sucking down their Pepsis Unicorn Starbucks drink and demanding more, which led to shade being thrown at Tarte on the part of Too Faced and the whole Youtube makeup “community” drowning in tea.

All in all, taking into account all of the rainbows, unicorns and the mythical belief in Big Government, we feel that the pic below best sums up April 2017:

Funny how that's missed by many...

Be on the lookout for Nessie in late May. 

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    So sick of all of the unicorn stuff. Stunted adolescents.

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