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Ebola: The CDC Exhibit

Ebola: The CDC Exhibit

Looking for a great date night idea? Well, if you are in the Atlanta area, the CDC would like...

Just Sayin’:  Il Pesto è Bueno

Just Sayin’: Il Pesto è Bueno

Sure, a TSA agent at Orlando International Airport did just try to take off with a wade of a...

Memory Lane Monday: Who Does This Remind You Of---Round Two

Memory Lane Monday: Who Does This Remind You Of---Round Two

It’s that time of the month, when we present you with three quotes from a figure of history and...

Young Pioneer Stops Offering DPRK Tours for Americans

Young Pioneer Stops Offering DPRK Tours for Americans

In a sure sign that it will take a lot more than Ambassador Rodman and an edible bouquet of...

Genius Idea: Tittooing

Genius Idea: Tittooing

While the FDA wants you to think before you ink, the latest trend in tattooing meets cosmetic...

April’s Recap: Unicorns and So Much Shade

Drama aside, there is still a lot of excitement over the upcoming Clover palette. Eat the rich...desserts.From Tumblr moon rocks to unicorn everything and Maxine Waters in denim, even though we are already in the thick of May, let’s glance back at what went down in April.

While Iran started to complain about people taking too many holidays, the Egyptian Government decided to boost tourism by footing utility bills and inviting in the big guns, Sylvester Stallone and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

In France, before the first round of votes, the Rat Catcher Union decided to go on strike and after that, Le Pen stressed that the French should be eating French.

Speaking of eating habits, as Duterte decided to put on his chef’s hat, the university system decided that scales shouldn’t be allowed in campus gyms since they’re triggering.Drama aside, there is still a lot of excitement over the upcoming Clover palette.

With a few bags of carrots and our copy of How the Hell Did this Happen shoved into our purse, we helped you get excited for the Kentucky Derby with a refresher look at the event’s ban list.

All the Progressive kids (those that eat grass like sheep, but they’re not sheep) cheered their Auntie Maxine, while sucking down their Pepsis Unicorn Starbucks drink and demanding more, which led to shade being thrown at Tarte on the part of Too Faced and the whole Youtube makeup “community” drowning in tea.

All in all, taking into account all of the rainbows, unicorns and the mythical belief in Big Government, we feel that the pic below best sums up April 2017:

Funny how that's missed by many...

Be on the lookout for Nessie in late May. 

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    So sick of all of the unicorn stuff. Stunted adolescents.

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