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Creepy Costume Idea: Auntie Maxine

Creepy Costume Idea: Auntie Maxine

The Wall costume not for you? The cost of feathers too high thanks to the EPA to go as Elizabeth...

Genius Idea: The Cursed Rocks of Gettysburg

Genius Idea: The Cursed Rocks of Gettysburg

This week’s bit of brilliance comes from the US National Park Service and might actually be...

Just Sayin’: You Might Want to Watch that Plastic Surgery

Just Sayin’: You Might Want to Watch that Plastic Surgery

A nip here, a tuck there, hey---even Ferraris need a little maintenance every now and then....

2017’s Controversial Costumes

2017’s Controversial Costumes

Move over Zombie Castro, the results are in for what the mainstream media has dubbed the most...

Memory Lane Monday: Tajikistan Texts

Memory Lane Monday: Tajikistan Texts

In keeping up with our Creepy October Mondays, this week PD (using our best Crypt Keeper...

Genius Idea: Rolling Stones Collect No Green

Sorry, but to quote the Freedom Feens, "You are so square."By now your twitter feed has probably already exploded with the Rolling Stone Magazine cover ode to the emo-locked Boston Bomber.

Yeah, a few members of a now nearly mummified industry tried to desperately conjure up some sort of shock and awe-esque controversy. Wow. Nice. One.

G8 Controversy

Frosty.Well PDers, the G8 came and went this week with a major controversy that will undoubtedly have wide ranging effects.

Have you managed to pick out what that is?

Genius Ideas: Clinton Style

Unfortunately Planned Parenthood wasn't around to stop this.There are no shortage of genius ideas out there, lauded by the progressive authoritarian left as brilliant beyond any measure. Perhaps, that’s why it’s so hard each week to pick only one for PD’s Friday segment.

Today, we’d like to take you to the Women Deliver conference; you know the planned parenthood extravaganza with the UN’s Ban Ki-moon, that was held a few weeks back in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.

Picture it, a rapidly aging, blonde highlighted Chelsea Clinton takes the stage and begins weaving a sorrowful tale about how her loving grandmother was the result of an unwanted pregnancy and unfortunately back in those days, abortion just wasn’t an option.

The White Stuff

A brick of this should last a lifetime.As “sustainable” green everything seeps more and more into red carpet culture, what with Sheryl Crow’s loathing for the scourge of human consumption, toilet paper (she’d love Venezuela), so too has the rise of dry shampoo entered into salon consciousness.

Why waste water on your locks? Do you think the peasants of yesteryear wallowed with their tresses every day in the water? Every other day? Once a week? Not likely. Ladies and gentlemen, baths and showers according to the UN simply aren’t good for the environment.

Government Waste? Whaaaa?

The "Dodd" cut.Here’s a little bit of random hair news for anyone who still believes in the good big government delivers.

Let's Trim Our Hair in Accordance with the Socialist Lifestyle

Kim It's all coming up roses for this guy.Jong-Un really lives life in the fast lane. New father (to a nation disappointing daughter), PD’s ex-ex-ex-boyfriend spent the weekend going over his NBA roster with Dennis Rodman, and canceling the 1953 cease-fire that ended the Korean War.

Both moves seemed to miff Dear Leader (the American Dear Leader) prompting mouthpiece Propaganda Press Secretary Jay Carney to do a little pot calling the kettle yellow. “Instead of spending money on celebrity sporting events to entertain the elites of that country, the North Korean regime should focus on the well-being of its own people who have been starved, imprisoned, and denied their human rights.”


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