There are no shortage of genius ideas out there, lauded by the progressive authoritarian left as brilliant beyond any measure. Perhaps, that’s why it’s so hard each week to pick only one for PD’s Friday segment.
Today, we’d like to take you to the Women Deliver conference; you know the planned parenthood extravaganza with the UN’s Ban Ki-moon, that was held a few weeks back in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.
Picture it, a rapidly aging, blonde highlighted Chelsea Clinton takes the stage and begins weaving a sorrowful tale about how her loving grandmother was the result of an unwanted pregnancy and unfortunately back in those days, abortion just wasn’t an option.
As “sustainable” green everything seeps more and more into red carpet culture, what with Sheryl Crow’s loathing for the scourge of human consumption, toilet paper (she’d love Venezuela), so too has the rise of dry shampoo entered into salon consciousness.
Why waste water on your locks? Do you think the peasants of yesteryear wallowed with their tresses every day in the water? Every other day? Once a week? Not likely. Ladies and gentlemen, baths and showers according to the UN simply aren’t good for the environment.
Kim Jong-Un really lives life in the fast lane. New father (to a nation disappointing daughter), PD’s ex-ex-ex-boyfriend spent the weekend going over his NBA roster with Dennis Rodman, and canceling the 1953 cease-fire that ended the Korean War.
Both moves seemed to miff Dear Leader (the American Dear Leader) prompting mouthpiece
Propaganda Press Secretary Jay Carney to do a little pot calling the kettle yellow. “Instead of spending money on celebrity sporting events to entertain the elites of that country, the North Korean regime should focus on the well-being of its own people who have been starved, imprisoned, and denied their human rights.”
South Africa might be all about the Blade Runner Oscar Pistorius’ very bad Valentine’s Day, but there are other serious crimes on the rise in that region: Hair thieves are snipping innocent bystanders’ dreadlocks.
Oh yeah, we’re as serious as Janet Napolitano during a softball match (so pretty serious).
Not all of our Genius Idea Fridays come from the government regulation realm, in fact there are quite a few beauty doozies out there in the internet ether that are just plain idiotic.
PD now gives you one of the worst hair tips ever to make its way to our staff: Put Bananas In Your Hair.
Oh yeah, it’s a bad idea.