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Tomatoes to the Follicle Rescue

Spain’s Tomato Festival, La Tomatina. Jefferson was a fan.PDers may have noticed that we’re serious, if not always in tone than for sure in topic. So, you can trust us when we say, you will find no trickery with us this April 1st.

No blue waffles, no exposé on Hillary’s new moustache---none of that.

Instead, we thought we’d talk tomatoes.

Did you go a little crazy trying to get your hair that perfect shade of champagne? Should you have stopped about five dye boxes ago? Don’t worry, as always PD’s got you covered, and tomato juice is the way to go.

The acidity in tomato juice will help balance out the Ph levels in your hair, even out your natural color, and will give get rid of searing pneumonia-esque dye smells.

You’ll need a bottle of tomato juice, and a plastic bag.Works wonders.

First leaning over the sink or your bathtub lather your mane with the tomato juice. This step will be messy, and there’s a good likelihood that your bathroom will look like a typical Friday night in any Washington politician’s luxury apartment.

Second, carefully put the bag over your hair and tie it so it does not come down over your face (hey- despite all of the follicle damage you’ve got a lot to live for). Leave on for twenty minutes, then rinse out.

You’re welcome. 

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