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Memory Lane Monday: Hillary’s Hairy Health Hysterics

Get SuperCuts on the phone stat!Hillary has yet another bad September 11th. Still, that Paul McCartney look did her no favors with NYC’s humidity. In a 1995 Newsweek article Hillary Clinton said, “If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle,” so one can imagine her 2016 camp sent over a hairstylist right away after she was awkwardly whisked from yesterday’s 9/11 Memorial Event.

This morning, as every major news outlet tried to diagnose her knee-buckle as Pneumonia, Chagas or Lupus, our staff at first didn’t buy into the headlines.

Let’s be honest, this is no more over-hyped, humid cesspool than New York City, where anyone (especially the elderly though) can become drenched with sweat at any time of the year. Plus, in Hillary's attempt to channel Beatle Paul McCartney, it was obvious she wasn’t wearing fabric that breathed well.

Yes, at the beginning our PD Staff was ready to completely excuse away the mainstream media Hillary health hysteria, but then we saw the footage of her team’s attempt to chunk her into the Hillary 2016 motorcade.That’s some of the worst flanking we’ve ever seen.

Wow. That’s not a good look.

While her husband, former President Bill Clinton had said her 2012 concussion, which came as a result of a bad case of the Benghazi flu, “Required six months of very serious work to get over,” we're left thinking that perhaps it still hasn’t run its course. 

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  • Guest (Martin Cech)

    Might I suggest a nice prison buzzcut? She's really got the face for it.

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  • Guest (pamperedJanet)

    Paul McCartney is right! Thank you! Someone finally said it. But as bad as she looked yesterday, it was still an improvement on her usual Mao dressings.

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  • Guest (Dolziger)

    Chagas? I love it. Thanks for my first :D of the week.

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  • Guest (Harry)

    Watching the video she really looks like just a sac of meat that her people are throwing around. Disturbing.

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