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Genius Idea: Fines For Tourist Harassers

Genius Idea: Fines For Tourist Harassers

Egypt has had no shortage of brilliance lately, and this week’s is no different.

Topless in Switzerland

Topless in Switzerland

We know that PD has a reputation of being somewhat depressing, but we can honestly say it’s going...

Move Over Unicorns, It’s All about the Balloons

Move Over Unicorns, It’s All about the Balloons

Jeffree Starr and Jerrod Blandino might not have realized the unicorn look actually traces itself...

Just Sayin’: Victoria Secret and Turkey Not Riding the Waves Well

Just Sayin’: Victoria Secret and Turkey Not Riding the Waves Well

A company almost having it worse than any Sharm el Sheikh resort these days, has to be Victoria’s...

Memory Lane Monday: National Park Pledge

Memory Lane Monday: National Park Pledge

Remember all of those family vacations from your childhood spent crammed into the back of the...

Summer’s Coming: Erdogan Issues Emergency Hair Removal Decree

Yes! to tyranny.The "For a Beautiful Turkey Of Course Yes" rally. (March 2017)Since last summer’s coup attempt, Turkey’s President Recep Tayyip Erdogan has been freed by his fellow citizens (the ones he hasn’t purged and imprisoned of course) to be all about emergency decrees.

Genius Idea: Invest in Your Hair

Alterna as an investment.The measure and volume will show how much you can eat.Our Genius Ideas are usually tongue-in-cheek, but this week’s might actually be a smart decision.

New Science: Cranberry Perhaps Not That Much of a Cure

We'd rather not...Same with egg yolks and salt and...Cranberry, a cold-weather mainstay for women across the planet, has recently (as with everything else in society) lost its luster as fresh research now assures that counter to popular thought, it does nothing to stave off urinary tract infections.

Memory Lane Monday: Hillary’s Hairy Health Hysterics

Get SuperCuts on the phone stat!Hillary has yet another bad September 11th. Still, that Paul McCartney look did her no favors with NYC’s humidity. In a 1995 Newsweek article Hillary Clinton said, “If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle,” so one can imagine her 2016 camp sent over a hairstylist right away after she was awkwardly whisked from yesterday’s 9/11 Memorial Event.

Memory Lane Monday: Weaves in the Suburbs

Creative license?As always, beauty supply stores are hit hardest when social justice comes to town.To start off this week, we’re going to set the record straight that apparently it’s not just American Olympic swimmers that lie, but news networks too.

Just Sayin’: Black Magic Carries Jail Time

Promise.It’s been a long fight with genies and witches for those worshippers of Allah.Sure, there will be quite a bit of black magic in Philadelphia this week courtesy of the DNC and Debbie Wasserman-Schultz’s hairstylist, but in places like Saudi Arabia bathroom email servers the dark arts are considered to be criminal acts.

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