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Memory Lane Monday: Ballots and 130,000 Refugees Unaccounted For

Memory Lane Monday: Ballots and 130,000 Refugees Unaccounted For

With Germany going to vote for Angela Merkel as leader of the Fatherland for the fourth time in...

Genius Idea: Slides For Men Not Women

Genius Idea: Slides For Men Not Women

Let’s finish up Summer 2017, with this little bit of genius from Germany’s Galaxy Water Park,...

Bikini Rights

Bikini Rights

You wouldn’t think that the right to wear a bikini would be eroded under a Trump Administration,...

Just Askin’: Could We Not Go For the Coffin Photo Op?

Just Askin’: Could We Not Go For the Coffin Photo Op?

Over the years, our staff has made a few simple requests of the human race.

Oval Office Wallpaper Revamp

Oval Office Wallpaper Revamp

As with each new Administration, decorators come in and do all they can to scrub out the lies and...

Cantaloupe Beauty

Salad.The new kale.With kale now finally on the outs, the cut-throat beauty community is now looking for a new anti-aging miracle buried deep in their collective crispers.

Ladies and gentleman, binary and non, we give you the cantaloupe.

Memory Lane Monday: Sitting Bull

But is it cooked?Heidi stole those braids…To kick off this week, PD thought we’d trot out a little of that cultural appropriation that the American Left seems to love so much and look at the Hunkpapa Lakota himself, aka Sitting Bull.

Summer’s Coming: Erdogan Issues Emergency Hair Removal Decree

Yes! to tyranny.The "For a Beautiful Turkey Of Course Yes" rally. (March 2017)Since last summer’s coup attempt, Turkey’s President Recep Tayyip Erdogan has been freed by his fellow citizens (the ones he hasn’t purged and imprisoned of course) to be all about emergency decrees.

Genius Idea: Invest in Your Hair

Alterna as an investment.The measure and volume will show how much you can eat.Our Genius Ideas are usually tongue-in-cheek, but this week’s might actually be a smart decision.

New Science: Cranberry Perhaps Not That Much of a Cure

We'd rather not...Same with egg yolks and salt and...Cranberry, a cold-weather mainstay for women across the planet, has recently (as with everything else in society) lost its luster as fresh research now assures that counter to popular thought, it does nothing to stave off urinary tract infections.

Memory Lane Monday: Hillary’s Hairy Health Hysterics

Get SuperCuts on the phone stat!Hillary has yet another bad September 11th. Still, that Paul McCartney look did her no favors with NYC’s humidity. In a 1995 Newsweek article Hillary Clinton said, “If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle,” so one can imagine her 2016 camp sent over a hairstylist right away after she was awkwardly whisked from yesterday’s 9/11 Memorial Event.

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