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Just Askin’: How Terrible Is It to Live in DeRay McKesson’s World?

Just Askin’: How Terrible Is It to Live in DeRay McKesson’s World?

Lately, when he isn’t forcing Katy Perry to confess her worst sins (that Obama dress back in the...

Must See TV: A Daash Drama?

Must See TV: A Daash Drama?

Tired of your usual Netflix lineup of murder documentaries, and Housewives of Gibraltar? Well,...

Vacation Like a Nazi

Vacation Like a Nazi

Supposing the fashion adage of what is old is new carries over to travel, why not vacation like a...

The Cheaper Way to Blot Out

The Cheaper Way to Blot Out

Egypt might be trying to blot out their last two revolutions from high school history books, but...

Tatted? No Hot Springs For You

Tatted? No Hot Springs For You

Those in the FDA are not the only ones that want you to think twice before you tattoo.

Fall Fashion Fails: The Consolatory Anthony Weiner Creeper Shoe

Slut tested, Weiner approved.The Weiner Creeper.It might have been bad news for Carlos Danger Anthony Weiner last night in New York, but the fashion powers that be are determined to turn his frown upside down by pushing a new design of footwear bearing his likeness.

Ladies and gentlemen, we give you the Creeper.

Coal’s Nordic Funeral

Seriously, that's the best you've got, Iceland?Well, if there’s a politician out there with bad judgment it’s Mark Sanford Barack Obama John Boehner Icelandic Prime Minister Sigmundur David Gunnlaugsson. A near fatal fashion misstep and now a chunk of the world knows that he has a fungal foot infection and is an idiot.

Photographs and subsequent ribbing arose of Gunnlaugsson (whom for the record has an awesome last name---hey, PD doesn’t hate---okay, usually we do) meeting with Glorious Dictator Obama while kitted out with one (count it) black Nike trainer, and one (count it again) black leather loafer.

Just Sayin: Real Women Wear Heels and Carry to Term

Great job, Davis, on showing how much against women you really are.There’s a lot wrong with the picture today, in Texas.

It’s not just the Presidential twitter account plugging Austin, or #standingwithWendy.

It’s not the SEIU purple clad protesters, clutching etch-o-sketches.

It’s not the Long Horn orange draped peanut gallery shrieking about the Republican War on Women.

It’s not those things.

It could be the absolute bullshit disrespect of wearing trainers onto the Texas Capital Floor, though.

Soon to be Banned: Killer Heels

File these under: Call Girl Special.Work as a call girl in advertising? Occasionally have to interact with the shadier elements of life? Are the remnants of the handsier members of Occupy Wall Street camped out on your front step? With the government acquisition of the whistle industry, and the subsequent restrictions on firearms in favor of a push for rape whistles, ladies on the go aren’t quite sure how to protect themselves on the (since the sequester) mean streets.

As much of the Nation is already doing economically, we advise looking to Texas to see what damsels in distress are doing there.

Papal Shoe-sury

Francis doesn't want to try walking in Benedcit's shoes...Since he was selected to replace Pope Benedict, a man so desperate to sleep in on Sunday he gave up the papacy, people have been wondering exactly what type of pope, Francis would end up being. Would he be a Marxist, spewing social liberation theology a la George Wallis pope? Would he be a moderate? Would he fight corruption in the church? Would he even acknowledge corruption in the church?

As the old saying goes, “If you want to know the measure of a man, simply look at his shoes.”

If ruby slippers could get the job done for the Dorothy and Benedict, why is Pope Francis passing them up?

Winter 2013’s “It” Shoe

Even odds these will cost more than a month's food rations.Should that be the “It” shoe or the “Ick” shoe?

The word winter congers up thoughts of icy cobble stone and cold pavement. So naturally if you were a designer doing your winter line you’d want something with all of the cushion of a flip-flop and all of the tackiness of a tutu.



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