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Genius Idea: Fines For Tourist Harassers

Genius Idea: Fines For Tourist Harassers

Egypt has had no shortage of brilliance lately, and this week’s is no different.

Topless in Switzerland

Topless in Switzerland

We know that PD has a reputation of being somewhat depressing, but we can honestly say it’s going...

Move Over Unicorns, It’s All about the Balloons

Move Over Unicorns, It’s All about the Balloons

Jeffree Starr and Jerrod Blandino might not have realized the unicorn look actually traces itself...

Just Sayin’: Victoria Secret and Turkey Not Riding the Waves Well

Just Sayin’: Victoria Secret and Turkey Not Riding the Waves Well

A company almost having it worse than any Sharm el Sheikh resort these days, has to be Victoria’s...

Memory Lane Monday: National Park Pledge

Memory Lane Monday: National Park Pledge

Remember all of those family vacations from your childhood spent crammed into the back of the...

Genius Ideas Galore

Can’t stop vomiting. Sugar, now with warning labels. Let’s face it, there are waaaaaay too many genius ideas out there in the world for only one weekly PD segment, but we know that if we went with more than one, eh---we might as well just change our name from Political Dresser to Political Depression.

Don’t worry, that’s definitely not something we want to do.

Valentine’s Day Boons

Nothing says love like a 90's flashback.Our type of feminism: bullets the great equalizer. Last year, our staff dug into the blood and guts history of this month’s celebration of love and all things pink, and since even Dear Leader has declared that one should not forget to mark the date, we decided that this year we’d help our PDers out by offering up a few Valentine’s Day gift suggestions.

January Stock Up: 2014

Bug out in style, baby.A partially expired pain pill is better than no pill at all.Okay, ladies and gentlemen, it is that time of year again, when we advise you to brave the roving flash mobs in order to do a January stock up. The sales are finally ripe, though with the sixth recovery winter (or is it seventh?) they are not nearly as deep or on as much as in the past.

Of that lot of course, after the mob of 400 (ethnicity not reported so take a wild guess---oh you got it) had their way (looting, ransacking, getting in a few rounds of Knockout) with the Brooklyn Mall, most stores are fairly picked over; nevertheless we still have a few ideas for you.

Under the Tree: Holiday Heels

XMAS magic.Tis the season to pull together a crazy collection of shoes.From tuxedo loafers to unicorn Campbell’s there is a wide range of shoes we’d love to find under our Christmas trees this season.

Tolfino Sorels for that upcoming ski weekend, Zara high cut boots for city errands, sparkle Kate Spade meets Keds for driving, Giuseppe Zanotti color mix heels for the office, and L J Couture Minnie Mouse heels just because.

Don’t worry, we’ve got more.

J’s on Dead Men’s Feet

They do realize that simply wearing Air Jordans won’t automatically get ‘em six championship rings, right? Aren’t they a bit…feminine? What with the hair tie bauble knockers and purple?Add another pair to the pile of kicks to kill for, as the need to snatch up a pair of Air Jordan V Bel Airs (you know, those named after the Fresh Prince himself) left three shot in Delaware.

Genius Idea: Ban Flip Flops

Ban? Ban! Ban! Ban! Ban!---The call of the Progressive.Why is it that the moment something is banned, that’s all we want to do? Even in this case…let’s fill our closets with Miss Trish of Capri!  Of course, now that’s it officially Autumn the sting from this week’s Genius Idea doesn’t strike the freedom meter as all that severe.

That----- and the fact that flip flops are about as classy as a Michael Moore dinner date at Luby’s.

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