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New Balance: The Uniform of Troopers

New Balance also known as the Dad Shoe.Lots of arch support for goose-stepping apparently. In a classic example of not necessarily wanting everyone’s endorsement, after New Balance’s Vice President of Public Affairs said something positive about Donald Trump, New Balance was selected as the “official” kicks of Whitey.

Yes, with one little, “The Obama administration turned a deaf ear to us and frankly, with President-elect Trump, we feel things are going to move in the right direction,” Matthew LeBretton won the iron hearts of the White Nationalist Movement.

Self-declared spokesman for the American Nazi Movement, Andrew Anglin wrote on his website Daily Stormer (a brain-waste site that according to the ledger is, “The world's most goal-oriented Republican Website,”---sure, sweetie, we’ll go with that), “I’m a Nike guy. Or rather, I was. It’s time to get on-board with New Balance now. Their brave act has just made them the official brand of the Trump Revolution.”

Sidenote: Anglin clearly should have known that Nikes have and always will be the shoes of the Cartel. Talk about amateur hour.

Don’t worry though, there’s more, “New Balance is making a gesture to support White people and to support US manufacturing. We need to support that. I see New Balances now becoming the official shoes of White people.” Then calling New Balance their uniform, Anglin applauded the thought that, “We will be able to recognize one another by our sportswear.”

Yeah, and that’s Everlast, bro.

Finally Anglin finished out with, “I’d like to see a serious sales boost in their figures this month, which will be a sign to other American companies that it’s time to get on the TRAIN,” an interesting word choice as his site tries to make the case that small government is all about killing Jews.

While the radicals of the Left pretended to burn their safety pinned New Balance sneakers, New Balance took to Twitter to say that their company, “Does not tolerate bigotry or hate in any form.”

Which of course, Anglin labeled as a fake statement and blamed the Jews.New Balance went from being your father’s shoe to the Fatherland’s.

Golly, those Nazis--- such one trick ponies.

However, it’s not all swastika waving news for New Balance, as due to the 2017 National Defense Authorization Act’s stipulation that the military’s kicks should be American-made, their company is in a better light to pick up that contract, even after their back and forth with the Obama Administration last May. 

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