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Memory Lane Monday: Ballots and 130,000 Refugees Unaccounted For

Memory Lane Monday: Ballots and 130,000 Refugees Unaccounted For

With Germany going to vote for Angela Merkel as leader of the Fatherland for the fourth time in...

Genius Idea: Slides For Men Not Women

Genius Idea: Slides For Men Not Women

Let’s finish up Summer 2017, with this little bit of genius from Germany’s Galaxy Water Park,...

Bikini Rights

Bikini Rights

You wouldn’t think that the right to wear a bikini would be eroded under a Trump Administration,...

Just Askin’: Could We Not Go For the Coffin Photo Op?

Just Askin’: Could We Not Go For the Coffin Photo Op?

Over the years, our staff has made a few simple requests of the human race.

Oval Office Wallpaper Revamp

Oval Office Wallpaper Revamp

As with each new Administration, decorators come in and do all they can to scrub out the lies and...

Just Askin’: How Terrible Is It to Live in DeRay McKesson’s World?

The horror.You didn’t start the trend, brah.Lately, when he isn’t forcing Katy Perry to confess her worst sins (that Obama dress back in the day was really bad), looting expert DeRay McKesson has been forced to swallow a few hard truths.

Just Sayin’: Auntie Maxine’s Denim

Zara's TRF Oil on Denim.Auntie Maxine. If you’re stuck on the title of this article, don’t be---apparently, it’s a thing.

Yes, those young, Progressive whippersnappers of today whom love to worship anything remotely geriatric (until it makes a dent on their paychecks, in which case it’s all, “Gram-gram, did you ever see Soylent Green?”) affectionately address California Rep. Maxine Waters as Auntie Maxine.

Baby, It’s Getting Cold Out There

That would be great.330 US Marines to join Norway and their Leopard Tanks.Do you recall how on Monday we revisited the 1980s and marveled at the placement of 4,000 US troops in Poland? Well, in addition to Poland, now apparently snowy Norway needs shoring up against Russian encroachment.

What?!: Morocco’s Ban on Producing and Importing Burqas

Hate that when that happens…Some sources also claim the production and import of the niqab is banned along with the burqa. In a story that is sure to bring a paused moment of, “Huh?” Morocco’s Interior Ministry supposedly sent out letters this week to businesses informing them that they had 48 hours to get rid of their stock of burqas, as due to security concerns the production and import of those items would be henceforth banned.

Genius Idea: EEOC Investigates Whether the Gadsden Flag Is Racist

Obama style.Seriously? Come on, your life cannot be so insignificant and dull that this offends you.Well, we’ve tried all week to stay on the positive side and to not feed the ulcer, but unfortunately, today’s look at the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission is a real eye-bleeder.

Just Sayin’: If You Use a Chastity Belt Make a Copy of the Key

A vote for Clinton is a vote against chastity. How do you misplace your chastity belt key? As the week is almost up, our staff here at PD wanted to take a second and point out a simple truth, just as we’ve done in the past with requests not to urinate in the city’s drinking water or on fruit at the grocery store.

For today, here’s what we have: If you use a chastity belt, for Pete’s sake make a copy of the key first.

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