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Creepy Costume Idea: Auntie Maxine

Creepy Costume Idea: Auntie Maxine

The Wall costume not for you? The cost of feathers too high thanks to the EPA to go as Elizabeth...

Just Sayin’: You Might Want to Watch that Plastic Surgery

Just Sayin’: You Might Want to Watch that Plastic Surgery

A nip here, a tuck there, hey---even Ferraris need a little maintenance every now and then....

2017’s Controversial Costumes

2017’s Controversial Costumes

Move over Zombie Castro, the results are in for what the mainstream media has dubbed the most...

Memory Lane Monday: Tajikistan Texts

Memory Lane Monday: Tajikistan Texts

In keeping up with our Creepy October Mondays, this week PD (using our best Crypt Keeper...

Genius Idea: Cemetery Sex

Genius Idea: Cemetery Sex

If you ever read Fox News, where it’s all female teachers having sex with under-aged students all...

Just Sayin’: Flags, Terror and Twitter

Cognitive dissonance.Does this get filed under all Press is good Press?Omar Mateen might have gotten his signals crossed thinking every terrorist act begins with Kay instead of every kiss, apparently spending $9,000 at a Kay Jeweler’s the week before he decided to carry out his jihad (word has it that he also spent a good amount at the Winn-Dixie, too), but he’s not the only one to have hit a confusing snafu lately.

Turkey Wants Your Bling

Cough it up.Cough it up.It seems like our staff is always writing about the wonders of gold as an investment, a great find on an airplane lavatory, fashion piece or beauty gimmick, which is probably why the Turkish Government has decided to register and collect the estimated 5,000 tons of gold kept outside of banks in Turkey.

Just Sayin’: Refugee Jewelry?

The Bavarian Interior Minister Joachim Herrmann is the same person that said yesterday that the, “New attackers of tomorrow could soon come from the group of young refugees.”Welcome to Germany---please let us redistribute your valuables. Was your Valentine’s Day a little lackluster this time around? Did you have your heart set on your very own Putin bauble? If so, don’t despair, apparently the nations of Denmark, Switzerland and Germany have you covered.

Putin Jewelry For Vladentine’s

He might not be the one to ask...The ring of power?Ahh, yes. The cult of Vladimir Putin is definitely a classier cult than that of Barack Obama with his golf balls and tees, or the cult of Hillary Clinton with its compulsory vagina.

NATO’s Article 4 Fashion

Do Turkey jokes ever get old? Yes, yes they do.How well does ducking and covering really work against radiation? Those with a little common sense and basic math skills understand that Article 4 of the North Atlantic Treaty Organization is really just a hop, skip and jump away from Article 5--- which is the war one.

Kidney Currency

A better plan.Rates do fluctuate. PD has talked about the use of human organs in trade for a few years now, and one organ that has risen above the others (even eyes) are kidneys.

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