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Just Sayin’: Victoria Secret and Turkey Not Riding the Waves Well

Just Sayin’: Victoria Secret and Turkey Not Riding the Waves Well

A company almost having it worse than any Sharm el Sheikh resort these days, has to be Victoria’s...

Memory Lane Monday: National Park Pledge

Memory Lane Monday: National Park Pledge

Remember all of those family vacations from your childhood spent crammed into the back of the...

Genius Idea: An Avocado Instruction Manual

Genius Idea: An Avocado Instruction Manual

In the last year, avocado back from a 1980’s slumber (much like the KGB) has taken the place of...

After Thomas Cook Bails Egypt Tries For a Miracle

After Thomas Cook Bails Egypt Tries For a Miracle

Another week and another hit for Egypt’s Tourism Industry.

Just Askin’: Why Shouldn’t Aborigines Be Able to Purchase a Chanel Boomerang?

Just Askin’: Why Shouldn’t Aborigines Be Able to Purchase a Chanel Boomerang?

Apparently, after calling Too Faced to the colorful carpet last month, Jeffree Star’s social...

Turkey Wants Your Bling

Cough it up.Cough it up.It seems like our staff is always writing about the wonders of gold as an investment, a great find on an airplane lavatory, fashion piece or beauty gimmick, which is probably why the Turkish Government has decided to register and collect the estimated 5,000 tons of gold kept outside of banks in Turkey.

Just Sayin’: Refugee Jewelry?

The Bavarian Interior Minister Joachim Herrmann is the same person that said yesterday that the, “New attackers of tomorrow could soon come from the group of young refugees.”Welcome to Germany---please let us redistribute your valuables. Was your Valentine’s Day a little lackluster this time around? Did you have your heart set on your very own Putin bauble? If so, don’t despair, apparently the nations of Denmark, Switzerland and Germany have you covered.

Putin Jewelry For Vladentine’s

He might not be the one to ask...The ring of power?Ahh, yes. The cult of Vladimir Putin is definitely a classier cult than that of Barack Obama with his golf balls and tees, or the cult of Hillary Clinton with its compulsory vagina.

NATO’s Article 4 Fashion

Do Turkey jokes ever get old? Yes, yes they do.How well does ducking and covering really work against radiation? Those with a little common sense and basic math skills understand that Article 4 of the North Atlantic Treaty Organization is really just a hop, skip and jump away from Article 5--- which is the war one.

Kidney Currency

A better plan.Rates do fluctuate. PD has talked about the use of human organs in trade for a few years now, and one organ that has risen above the others (even eyes) are kidneys.

Confederate Horrors at the Swap Meet

More dangerous than Daash.Walmart has since melted all rings bearing the Confederate flag and rebel symbol. Melted! News from Wallingford, Connecticut shows that apparently there’s a lot more to fear at swap meets than just creepy baby dolls from the turn of the century, poorly cared for silk, rust and silverfish.

Proving that the Prussian Education Model has truly reached its apex, the mere sight of someone trying to hawk a few Confederate flags and a swastika or two ended up reducing one thrift shopper to tears, bringing them to the point of near vomiting as they dialed 911.

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