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Memory Lane Monday: Duterte and Daash

Memory Lane Monday: Duterte and Daash

PD hates to kick your off your week with anything dark, pessimistic or chilling, but we do it...

Genius Idea: Air India’s Customer Service

Genius Idea: Air India’s Customer Service

At a time when airline customer service seems to be an archaic concept, Air India, ever the...

Too Many Holidays

Too Many Holidays

Today’s 4/20, and after Easter on Monday, Earth Day over the weekend and Witch Burning Day the...

Adidas and Pepsi Competing to Be New Coke

Adidas and Pepsi Competing to Be New Coke

So far 2017 seems to be the year where top and semi-top tier companies vie to win the PR label of...

Just Sayin’: Auntie Maxine’s Denim

Just Sayin’: Auntie Maxine’s Denim

If you’re stuck on the title of this article, don’t be---apparently, it’s a thing. Yes, those...

Just Sayin’: Refugee Jewelry?

The Bavarian Interior Minister Joachim Herrmann is the same person that said yesterday that the, “New attackers of tomorrow could soon come from the group of young refugees.”Welcome to Germany---please let us redistribute your valuables. Was your Valentine’s Day a little lackluster this time around? Did you have your heart set on your very own Putin bauble? If so, don’t despair, apparently the nations of Denmark, Switzerland and Germany have you covered.

Putin Jewelry For Vladentine’s

He might not be the one to ask...The ring of power?Ahh, yes. The cult of Vladimir Putin is definitely a classier cult than that of Barack Obama with his golf balls and tees, or the cult of Hillary Clinton with its compulsory vagina.

NATO’s Article 4 Fashion

Do Turkey jokes ever get old? Yes, yes they do.How well does ducking and covering really work against radiation? Those with a little common sense and basic math skills understand that Article 4 of the North Atlantic Treaty Organization is really just a hop, skip and jump away from Article 5--- which is the war one.

Kidney Currency

A better plan.Rates do fluctuate. PD has talked about the use of human organs in trade for a few years now, and one organ that has risen above the others (even eyes) are kidneys.

Confederate Horrors at the Swap Meet

More dangerous than Daash.Walmart has since melted all rings bearing the Confederate flag and rebel symbol. Melted! News from Wallingford, Connecticut shows that apparently there’s a lot more to fear at swap meets than just creepy baby dolls from the turn of the century, poorly cared for silk, rust and silverfish.

Proving that the Prussian Education Model has truly reached its apex, the mere sight of someone trying to hawk a few Confederate flags and a swastika or two ended up reducing one thrift shopper to tears, bringing them to the point of near vomiting as they dialed 911.

4 Tons of Tusks

What do we want?—Ivory!—When do we want it?—Whenever the State decides! The rare ivory bean.The price of ivory just jumped a bit, thanks to Bangkok Customs Officials seizing 4 tons of tusks weakly disguised in bean sacks from Congo.

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