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Ebola: The CDC Exhibit

Ebola: The CDC Exhibit

Looking for a great date night idea? Well, if you are in the Atlanta area, the CDC would like...

Just Sayin’:  Il Pesto è Bueno

Just Sayin’: Il Pesto è Bueno

Sure, a TSA agent at Orlando International Airport did just try to take off with a wade of a...

Memory Lane Monday: Who Does This Remind You Of---Round Two

Memory Lane Monday: Who Does This Remind You Of---Round Two

It’s that time of the month, when we present you with three quotes from a figure of history and...

Young Pioneer Stops Offering DPRK Tours for Americans

Young Pioneer Stops Offering DPRK Tours for Americans

In a sure sign that it will take a lot more than Ambassador Rodman and an edible bouquet of...

Genius Idea: Tittooing

Genius Idea: Tittooing

While the FDA wants you to think before you ink, the latest trend in tattooing meets cosmetic...

Turkey Wants Your Bling

Cough it up.Cough it up.It seems like our staff is always writing about the wonders of gold as an investment, a great find on an airplane lavatory, fashion piece or beauty gimmick, which is probably why the Turkish Government has decided to register and collect the estimated 5,000 tons of gold kept outside of banks in Turkey.

Just Sayin’: Refugee Jewelry?

The Bavarian Interior Minister Joachim Herrmann is the same person that said yesterday that the, “New attackers of tomorrow could soon come from the group of young refugees.”Welcome to Germany---please let us redistribute your valuables. Was your Valentine’s Day a little lackluster this time around? Did you have your heart set on your very own Putin bauble? If so, don’t despair, apparently the nations of Denmark, Switzerland and Germany have you covered.

Putin Jewelry For Vladentine’s

He might not be the one to ask...The ring of power?Ahh, yes. The cult of Vladimir Putin is definitely a classier cult than that of Barack Obama with his golf balls and tees, or the cult of Hillary Clinton with its compulsory vagina.

NATO’s Article 4 Fashion

Do Turkey jokes ever get old? Yes, yes they do.How well does ducking and covering really work against radiation? Those with a little common sense and basic math skills understand that Article 4 of the North Atlantic Treaty Organization is really just a hop, skip and jump away from Article 5--- which is the war one.

Kidney Currency

A better plan.Rates do fluctuate. PD has talked about the use of human organs in trade for a few years now, and one organ that has risen above the others (even eyes) are kidneys.

Confederate Horrors at the Swap Meet

More dangerous than Daash.Walmart has since melted all rings bearing the Confederate flag and rebel symbol. Melted! News from Wallingford, Connecticut shows that apparently there’s a lot more to fear at swap meets than just creepy baby dolls from the turn of the century, poorly cared for silk, rust and silverfish.

Proving that the Prussian Education Model has truly reached its apex, the mere sight of someone trying to hawk a few Confederate flags and a swastika or two ended up reducing one thrift shopper to tears, bringing them to the point of near vomiting as they dialed 911.


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