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Creepy Costume Idea: Auntie Maxine

Creepy Costume Idea: Auntie Maxine

The Wall costume not for you? The cost of feathers too high thanks to the EPA to go as Elizabeth...

Just Sayin’: You Might Want to Watch that Plastic Surgery

Just Sayin’: You Might Want to Watch that Plastic Surgery

A nip here, a tuck there, hey---even Ferraris need a little maintenance every now and then....

2017’s Controversial Costumes

2017’s Controversial Costumes

Move over Zombie Castro, the results are in for what the mainstream media has dubbed the most...

Memory Lane Monday: Tajikistan Texts

Memory Lane Monday: Tajikistan Texts

In keeping up with our Creepy October Mondays, this week PD (using our best Crypt Keeper...

Genius Idea: Cemetery Sex

Genius Idea: Cemetery Sex

If you ever read Fox News, where it’s all female teachers having sex with under-aged students all...

The Holy Trinity: Collectivism, Communism & Chavez

Red is such a hard color to pull off---even for commies. Our Father, who art in…hell?He was a bird, he was plane---well, actually according to the testimony of his successor Maduro he was just a bird, but now by Statist decree Hugo Chavez has been deemed a literal god.

Genius Idea: 9/11 Cheese Plates

So chicly sick.A cheese plate. A God damn cheese plate. Is there anything crasser than a gift shop at a mass grave?

Well, maybe the lame excuse offered up by the staff of said gift shop for their 9/11 cheese plates, coffee mugs, and Twin Tower umbrellas.

Reid’s $31,000 Trinkets

Math has long be a problem with Progressives. Something is off.Here at PD, we don’t like covering those with severe mental problems. Okay, wanting to wipe out a chunk of the population clearly connotes a severe mental problem, but we’re talking straight up dementia, as in the collective worry that spreads whenever Harry Reid attempts to take the floor of the Senate to discuss his supermarket adventures, Nevada’s football triumphs, the Koch brothers, or when he just stumbles all over a pre-typed script.

Genius Idea: Platinum Eye Jewelry

For the true fan.Is there any shock that this idea came from Asia?Do you remember back in the early 2000’s when colored contacts were all the rage? Pink, red, purple, tiger stripe, for about $15 you could look, well, let’s call it trendy.

Now, the eye ante has been raised. Significantly. You know, where people need more bling? Their eyeballs.

Your Top Accessory for the Zombie Apocalypse

That’s something the Obama Administration is short on…What Obamacare will really be like…It’s October so our staff is all about finding interesting pieces to celebrate the spooky season. Last year, we found skulls galore, bat ear cuffs, and Swarovski spiders. This year, under the influence of scopolamine we tracked down the ultimate in charm bracelets.

You won’t be able to pick up this baby at Pandora.

Just Sayin’: Melissa Harris-Perry is a Real Journalist

This is what a cry for help looks like, kids.Two peas in a pod.Remarkably PD has yet to cover real journalist and fashion guru Melissa Harris-Perry and her well-practiced lisp. That poor girl has never had a Memory Lane Monday. Her 392 paged tome, showcasing how old white men have made Michelle Obama’s ass balloon past any civilized type of hyperbole, Sister Citizen: Shame, Stereotypes, and Black Women in America hasn’t even been listed on the PD Book Club.

Well, while in all honesty this oversight should be corrected with a Genius Idea Friday, her tampon earrings are just too chic to wait another minute.

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