Here at PD, we don’t like covering those with severe mental problems. Okay, wanting to wipe out a chunk of the population clearly connotes a severe mental problem, but we’re talking straight up dementia, as in the collective worry that spreads whenever Harry Reid attempts to take the floor of the Senate to discuss his supermarket adventures, Nevada’s football triumphs, the Koch brothers, or when he just stumbles all over a pre-typed script.
Now, the eye ante has been raised. Significantly. You know, where people need more bling? Their eyeballs.
It’s October so our staff is all about finding interesting pieces to celebrate the spooky season. Last year, we found skulls galore, bat ear cuffs, and Swarovski spiders. This year, under the influence of scopolamine we tracked down the ultimate in charm bracelets.
You won’t be able to pick up this baby at Pandora.
Remarkably PD has yet to cover real journalist and fashion guru Melissa Harris-Perry and her well-practiced lisp. That poor girl has never had a Memory Lane Monday. Her 392 paged tome, showcasing how old white men have made Michelle Obama’s ass balloon past any civilized type of hyperbole, Sister Citizen: Shame, Stereotypes, and Black Women in America hasn’t even been listed on the PD Book Club.
Well, while in all honesty this oversight should be corrected with a Genius Idea Friday, her tampon earrings are just too chic to wait another minute.
While the remainder of Occupy stocks up on matches to burn Ole’ Glory, and Nanny Bloomberg confiscates little Suzy’s sparklers, we thought we’d bring you are heartwarming story update about the Kraft Patriots Pre-G8 bling incident.
Yoon Chang-jung was relieved of his duties as the Chief Spokesman for the South Korean President Park Geun-hye (Park style!) after getting a little too touchy feely with a woman on a recent D.C. trip. Hey, Yoon Chang-jung shouldn’t feel too bad. All you have to do is mistake one man’s wife for a prostitute once and it is curtains from there.