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Young Pioneer Stops Offering DPRK Tours for Americans

Young Pioneer Stops Offering DPRK Tours for Americans

In a sure sign that it will take a lot more than Ambassador Rodman and an edible bouquet of...

Genius Idea: Tittooing

Genius Idea: Tittooing

While the FDA wants you to think before you ink, the latest trend in tattooing meets cosmetic...

Cantaloupe Beauty

Cantaloupe Beauty

With kale now finally on the outs, the cut-throat beauty community is now looking for a new...

Memory Lane Monday: FTC #ad

Memory Lane Monday: FTC #ad

Big Government is planning on protecting you from waist trainers, flat tummy teas and teeth...

Just Sayin’: Let’s Not Steal the Oxygen Tanks

Just Sayin’: Let’s Not Steal the Oxygen Tanks

It’s not just possible age caps hurting Everest trekkers. Now, it’s a steep increase in oxygen...

Genius Idea: 9/11 Cheese Plates

So chicly sick.A cheese plate. A God damn cheese plate. Is there anything crasser than a gift shop at a mass grave?

Well, maybe the lame excuse offered up by the staff of said gift shop for their 9/11 cheese plates, coffee mugs, and Twin Tower umbrellas.

Reid’s $31,000 Trinkets

Math has long be a problem with Progressives. Something is off.Here at PD, we don’t like covering those with severe mental problems. Okay, wanting to wipe out a chunk of the population clearly connotes a severe mental problem, but we’re talking straight up dementia, as in the collective worry that spreads whenever Harry Reid attempts to take the floor of the Senate to discuss his supermarket adventures, Nevada’s football triumphs, the Koch brothers, or when he just stumbles all over a pre-typed script.

Genius Idea: Platinum Eye Jewelry

For the true fan.Is there any shock that this idea came from Asia?Do you remember back in the early 2000’s when colored contacts were all the rage? Pink, red, purple, tiger stripe, for about $15 you could look, well, let’s call it trendy.

Now, the eye ante has been raised. Significantly. You know, where people need more bling? Their eyeballs.

Your Top Accessory for the Zombie Apocalypse

That’s something the Obama Administration is short on…What Obamacare will really be like…It’s October so our staff is all about finding interesting pieces to celebrate the spooky season. Last year, we found skulls galore, bat ear cuffs, and Swarovski spiders. This year, under the influence of scopolamine we tracked down the ultimate in charm bracelets.

You won’t be able to pick up this baby at Pandora.

Just Sayin’: Melissa Harris-Perry is a Real Journalist

This is what a cry for help looks like, kids.Two peas in a pod.Remarkably PD has yet to cover real journalist and fashion guru Melissa Harris-Perry and her well-practiced lisp. That poor girl has never had a Memory Lane Monday. Her 392 paged tome, showcasing how old white men have made Michelle Obama’s ass balloon past any civilized type of hyperbole, Sister Citizen: Shame, Stereotypes, and Black Women in America hasn’t even been listed on the PD Book Club.

Well, while in all honesty this oversight should be corrected with a Genius Idea Friday, her tampon earrings are just too chic to wait another minute.

Russians and Indian Givers

The moment it happened...Hey, PDers! Welcome to Hump Day. Another week is almost down the drain, and La Raza is looking forward to a nice four day weekend full of flag waving and racial epitaphs.

While the remainder of Occupy stocks up on matches to burn Ole’ Glory, and Nanny Bloomberg confiscates little Suzy’s sparklers, we thought we’d bring you are heartwarming story update about the Kraft Patriots Pre-G8 bling incident.

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