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Genius Idea: Kentucky Derby Bans

Genius Idea: Kentucky Derby Bans

If Churchill Downs is calling to you next weekend for the Kentucky Derby, you might want to brush...

Egypt Tries Again Yet Again

Egypt Tries Again Yet Again

The Charlie Brown of countries, Egypt refuses to give up on collecting that tourist dinar despite...

Just Sayin’: Le Pen Wants France to Eat French

Just Sayin’: Le Pen Wants France to Eat French

Fresh off her second place election showing and prepping for the homestretch next month, Marine...

Summer’s Coming: Erdogan Issues Emergency Hair Removal Decree

Summer’s Coming: Erdogan Issues Emergency Hair Removal Decree

Since last summer’s coup attempt, Turkey’s President Recep Tayyip Erdogan has been freed by his...

Memory Lane Monday: Duterte and Daash

Memory Lane Monday: Duterte and Daash

PD hates to kick your off your week with anything dark, pessimistic or chilling, but we do it...

Reid’s $31,000 Trinkets

Math has long be a problem with Progressives. Something is off.Here at PD, we don’t like covering those with severe mental problems. Okay, wanting to wipe out a chunk of the population clearly connotes a severe mental problem, but we’re talking straight up dementia, as in the collective worry that spreads whenever Harry Reid attempts to take the floor of the Senate to discuss his supermarket adventures, Nevada’s football triumphs, the Koch brothers, or when he just stumbles all over a pre-typed script.

Genius Idea: Platinum Eye Jewelry

For the true fan.Is there any shock that this idea came from Asia?Do you remember back in the early 2000’s when colored contacts were all the rage? Pink, red, purple, tiger stripe, for about $15 you could look, well, let’s call it trendy.

Now, the eye ante has been raised. Significantly. You know, where people need more bling? Their eyeballs.

Your Top Accessory for the Zombie Apocalypse

That’s something the Obama Administration is short on…What Obamacare will really be like…It’s October so our staff is all about finding interesting pieces to celebrate the spooky season. Last year, we found skulls galore, bat ear cuffs, and Swarovski spiders. This year, under the influence of scopolamine we tracked down the ultimate in charm bracelets.

You won’t be able to pick up this baby at Pandora.

Just Sayin’: Melissa Harris-Perry is a Real Journalist

This is what a cry for help looks like, kids.Two peas in a pod.Remarkably PD has yet to cover real journalist and fashion guru Melissa Harris-Perry and her well-practiced lisp. That poor girl has never had a Memory Lane Monday. Her 392 paged tome, showcasing how old white men have made Michelle Obama’s ass balloon past any civilized type of hyperbole, Sister Citizen: Shame, Stereotypes, and Black Women in America hasn’t even been listed on the PD Book Club.

Well, while in all honesty this oversight should be corrected with a Genius Idea Friday, her tampon earrings are just too chic to wait another minute.

Russians and Indian Givers

The moment it happened...Hey, PDers! Welcome to Hump Day. Another week is almost down the drain, and La Raza is looking forward to a nice four day weekend full of flag waving and racial epitaphs.

While the remainder of Occupy stocks up on matches to burn Ole’ Glory, and Nanny Bloomberg confiscates little Suzy’s sparklers, we thought we’d bring you are heartwarming story update about the Kraft Patriots Pre-G8 bling incident.

Zeman: Celebrating the Czech Family Jewels

Drunk? Noooo.It was a difficult weekend for quite a few politicians.

Yoon Chang-jung was relieved of his duties as the Chief Spokesman for the South Korean President Park Geun-hye (Park style!) after getting a little too touchy feely with a woman on a recent D.C. trip. Hey, Yoon Chang-jung shouldn’t feel too bad. All you have to do is mistake one man’s wife for a prostitute once and it is curtains from there.

Then in Europe, in accordance with the opulence look continuing down the runways this Summer and Fall season, the Czech Bohemian Crown Jewels were brought out for their five year airing.


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