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Creepy Costume Idea: Auntie Maxine

Creepy Costume Idea: Auntie Maxine

The Wall costume not for you? The cost of feathers too high thanks to the EPA to go as Elizabeth...

Just Sayin’: You Might Want to Watch that Plastic Surgery

Just Sayin’: You Might Want to Watch that Plastic Surgery

A nip here, a tuck there, hey---even Ferraris need a little maintenance every now and then....

2017’s Controversial Costumes

2017’s Controversial Costumes

Move over Zombie Castro, the results are in for what the mainstream media has dubbed the most...

Memory Lane Monday: Tajikistan Texts

Memory Lane Monday: Tajikistan Texts

In keeping up with our Creepy October Mondays, this week PD (using our best Crypt Keeper...

Genius Idea: Cemetery Sex

Genius Idea: Cemetery Sex

If you ever read Fox News, where it’s all female teachers having sex with under-aged students all...

Confederate Horrors at the Swap Meet

More dangerous than Daash.Walmart has since melted all rings bearing the Confederate flag and rebel symbol. Melted! News from Wallingford, Connecticut shows that apparently there’s a lot more to fear at swap meets than just creepy baby dolls from the turn of the century, poorly cared for silk, rust and silverfish.

Proving that the Prussian Education Model has truly reached its apex, the mere sight of someone trying to hawk a few Confederate flags and a swastika or two ended up reducing one thrift shopper to tears, bringing them to the point of near vomiting as they dialed 911.

4 Tons of Tusks

What do we want?—Ivory!—When do we want it?—Whenever the State decides! The rare ivory bean.The price of ivory just jumped a bit, thanks to Bangkok Customs Officials seizing 4 tons of tusks weakly disguised in bean sacks from Congo.

Cartier’s Resurrection Collection

Biden 2016.Cartier’s Resurrection Collection.Looking for a little something to add to your Good Friday duds? May we suggest looking into Cartier’s Resurrection Collection?

Columba Bush: Bauble Queen in the White House

A very bad time.America used to be a country that believed you could keep your treasure.In what can only be described as a waaaaay too early April Fool’s prank, the GOP seems dead-set on backing Jeb Bush to the hilt for 2016. Oh yeah, that will end a win.

Ivory Ban

Oh sure, burn it. That will help the demand.From India to China Town, ivory is in demand.If you were looking forward to this Spring and Summer’s ivory trend, be forewarned that it won’t be quite so easy to come by.

Planned Parenthood Brings You the Creepiest Accessory of the Season

What Planned Parenthood really is.Heavy on the disturbing factor.Past October PD articles have brought you creepy skull, snake, and bat baubles galore, but this year Planned Parenthood went way above and beyond the classic ghoulish motif---well into the disturbing category.

If you donate $10 or more a month to the DCAF (that’s the DC Abortion Fund) you’ll score your very own coat hanger pendant necklace.


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