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Just Sayin’: Victoria Secret and Turkey Not Riding the Waves Well

Just Sayin’: Victoria Secret and Turkey Not Riding the Waves Well

A company almost having it worse than any Sharm el Sheikh resort these days, has to be Victoria’s...

Memory Lane Monday: National Park Pledge

Memory Lane Monday: National Park Pledge

Remember all of those family vacations from your childhood spent crammed into the back of the...

Genius Idea: An Avocado Instruction Manual

Genius Idea: An Avocado Instruction Manual

In the last year, avocado back from a 1980’s slumber (much like the KGB) has taken the place of...

After Thomas Cook Bails Egypt Tries For a Miracle

After Thomas Cook Bails Egypt Tries For a Miracle

Another week and another hit for Egypt’s Tourism Industry.

Just Askin’: Why Shouldn’t Aborigines Be Able to Purchase a Chanel Boomerang?

Just Askin’: Why Shouldn’t Aborigines Be Able to Purchase a Chanel Boomerang?

Apparently, after calling Too Faced to the colorful carpet last month, Jeffree Star’s social...

Princess of Zuccotti Park

Beyonce's contribution to Obama 2012.The more hair-sprayed half of Jay Z’s (I refuse to put in any real effort into researching their “real” last name), Beyoncé Knowles has had a rather busy week. Apart from the couple shelling out over a $1 million to show their solidary with Occupy Wallstreet by staging their own version of Occupy the Hospital for the birth of their first offspring , Blue Ivy, Mrs. Knowles has far more on the burner.

Now most of the market cash registers rags, this week will be focusing on the blessed child’s moniker, which we all know won’t possibly result in years of therapy bills, but the only member of Destiny’s Child that people can remembers real news comes in the unveiling of her Elect Obama 2012 tee.

For only a mere $45, you will be able to parade yourself around as Princess of Zuccotti Park, in your very own tee.

Geek Not the New Chic

Rick Santorum modeling his sweater vest.In the one corner, you have a bedazzled Beyoncé designing a clichéd tee for the Krout incumbent, and in the other you have Rick Santorum peddling his now trademarked sweater vests.

Now, I enjoy self-deprecating humor, just as much as the average Joe Keg, but this just might be a little over the edge.

Tanning Not Just a Shore Thing

John Andrew BoehnerFor those you out there that feel that PD targets solely dim-witted Dems, here are some opinions on Mr. John Andrew Boehner, the Republican Speaker of the house, who’s as conservative as I am when I find an online shoe clearance.

Now when he first took over the house, numerous news markets were on the case to find out the real dirt: what tanning product he used. Lindsey Lohan’s stolen serum Sevin Nyne? Pauly D’s Bronze Beats? (Anyone else feel like he’s really trying to push this dj thing?) Or does he try to connect with the normal American trophy wives of Ohio by using Jergens Natural Glow Firming Daily Moisturizer?

Oh Madame Secretary!

Hillary Rodham Clinton makeover 1What can we say? You set a bad precedence back in the 90’s, when you told women everywhere by staying in your marriage of political convenience, that they should expect no better for themselves than to have a cheating husband with indiscriminant taste. As First Lady you tried to cripple the US economy with HilaryCare, but I think now, as Secretary of State, Mrs. Clinton, this is by far the worst thing you have ever done. No excuses of a rough night of sleep, filled with 3 a.m. calls could ever possibly justify this... Claries’ hairclip.

This is hairclip is just vile on so many levels.

King Shabazzy

King ShabazzyIn the market to stir up some hate, or only needing ideas on how to put together an outfit that just screams, Voter-Intermediation, look no further than to King Samir Shabazz.

King Samir Shabazz, the Leader of the Philly Branch of the New Black Panthers (which my research indicates isn’t related to the taste of the New Coke), wouldn’t be caught dead slying down south street with just any African garb on. Let’s examine his Dixie’s signature style more closely.

That’s enough, Mrs. Pelosi, you and your zipper camp wear can step down now.

That’s enough, Mrs. Pelosi, you and your zipper camp wear can step down now.On January 3rd, when Mrs. Pelosi stepped down, I’m sure Americans everywhere were thinking the same thing…Is that a fleece jacket? Pelosi whom has a reputation of parachuting over the desires of the American people, wearing lots of heavy jewelry, and for being a Spokesperson for Botox, kept it a bit too casual on her last day as Speaker of the House.

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