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Sweden’s Armed Forces Embraces Rainbow Laces

Sweden’s Armed Forces Embraces Rainbow Laces

Despite KLM missing the mark with their Gay Pride Click Campaign, Sweden’s Armed Forces weren’t...

Just Sayin’: Over The Iceland Bandwagon

Just Sayin’: Over The Iceland Bandwagon

To start with, we’d like to outline for the record, that PD covered Iceland long before the rest...

Faux Tiffanys Causes Costco to Pay Up

Faux Tiffanys Causes Costco to Pay Up

A fair amount of engagement rings (2,500) at remarkable whole-sale prices has put Costco and a...

Memory Lane Monday: Duterte and Boy Scouts

Memory Lane Monday: Duterte and Boy Scouts

Sure, the Philippine National Police will go the extra mile and hour to appease their President,...

Genius Idea: KLM’s Seatbelt Activism

Genius Idea: KLM’s Seatbelt Activism

This week’s bit of brilliance comes from Royal Dutch Airliner KLM’s Marketing Team.

Anna Wintour's Dear Leader Has No Clothes

Time for a steaming heap of reality:Self-appointd Fashion Royalty.

American Vogue is nothing more than Cosmo with one less Give-Him-The-Best-Sex article. Botox elitist speckled pages, purchased by little lambs too young and dumb to desire substance, and by great big ewes whom like to pretend that instead of living in Costal America they perch high up on the hog, are Anna Wintour’s calling card.

Known as Fashion’s Ruling Class, nothing goes on the runway or beltway without Anna’s approval. An apparel King maker, and Goddess of political persuasion, all bow before Anna the Oracle’s double glazed temple.

Or maybe not.

The Cannibal and The Hoodie

The Cannibal Man has a Hoodie.The cannibal, bi sexual porn star (wow, what a description) Luka Magnotta is currently on the run somewhere in Europe. That’s not the big news though. The big news is that Luka Magnotta wears a hoodie. Do you think he only ate his ex-Chinese lover to show that he too, like Al Sharpton and Rep. Bobby Rush (D-Ill.), stands for justice for Trayvon Martin?

Just wonderin’.

Concert Stimulus!

Concert stimulus! Where's Waldo?

Wow, that little Malia really gets around. Mexico with friends earlier this year, Thursday night--- and hey! Isn’t that a school night?----a One Direction Concert with her royal babysitters Secret Service Pals---and hey! Mama Antoinette, should you really be leaving your daughter with those dirty escort chasers? ----and then Saturday, she took in some Sasha Fierceness, that time with two members of her family. That’s one active 13 year old.

Clash of the Socialist Social Etiquette

It’s that glamorous time of the year, where government leaders and their beards spouses and mistresses converge on the G8 Summit, for a week of organized walks in the forest and lavish meals over which the straining issues of the day are to be chewed over. The only gathering of more noted glitz than that of the G8, is of course the upcoming G20 summit to be held in June, at Los Cabo.

Seriously, Cabo. Oh yeah, PD predicts the event will be uber safe, as POTUS already sent his eldest daughter down to Mexico to test the waters, back during Spring Break.

The G8 is a roller coaster ride of impromptuly staged photo ops, and resort wear. Listen here, honey.

Thus far the best snaps taken have been of coming out ceremony of France’s New First Girlfriend, the feisty Valérie Trierweiler. The freshly minted President of France, Mr. François Gérard Georges Nicolas Hollande’s love of the ménage à trois has added quite a bit of drama to the political landscape. With his former-cohabitation partner and mother to his four children, Ségolène Royal, posed to accept his quid pro quo offer of President of the Assemblée, all international press eyes were on his very jealous current flame’s reaction to the news in the midst of the G8 lime light.

Mix in an always domineering and sour faced Michelle Antoinette, and the two ladies were truly too sociologist peas in a pod. A battle of the don’t touch mes eventually settled on a terse forward hand clasp, with Michelle Antoinette coming out as the fashion victor for once.

Long Live the Queen's Shoe Double!

The Rules of Royalty Queen Elizabeth double shoulder padding it for the good of England.

This may come as an earth shattering revelation on par with finding out that the Muslim Brotherhood is anti-Israel or that Strauss-Khan is a bit of a creeper, but we here at PD aren’t big fans of monarchies. Really at all. Don’t like them. Find them a bit on the grotesque side. In fact last year when the media was busy dry humping the People’s Princess Take Two Kate Middleton, seven out of ten of our writers had to be put on medical alert due to excessive dry heaving.

With that in mind, the recent Q & A session published with Queen Elizabeth Take Two’s dress designer, Stewart Parvin, didn’t serve to get us anymore pumped up for the Jubilee, but rather has motivated the PD office to stock up on crackers and Smecta.

The First Gay President

Seems legit.Newsweek has often reminded me of the Women’s Wear Department of J.C. Penny’s, always the last to know a trend, and by the time they're pushing it on the racks as the new go to item for every 13 year old girl with a Hello Kitty stickered Iphone, the fashion world has moved on.

Last week‘s parting of the political seas conducted by dear leader, was his sashay attempt to express his views on gay marriage. Gay marriage being the defining issue of our age (screw recessions, depressions, Iran, Venezuela, EU insolvency, unemployment, and China owning our collective asses), Obama’s sweaty palm was firmly forced by Uncle Jo Biden’s big stick comments to say that well, you know, gay marriage is well, he knows people that are gay, some of his best friends are gay, and they have beautiful relationships, of mutual respect and tolerance, common interests---just like him and Michelle, and his father the goat-herder-er Ivy League grad communist polygamist----well no, but let him be clear, he has said in the past that Lisa Frank would always have a position available to her in his administration, and what red blooded man hasn’t ever thought of owning a few unicorns on federally protected fields, so really gayness and gaydom is major, and gay marriage is totally a state rights issue, but if he were the head of a state, or Russell Simmons or Richard Simmons put it up for a vote in Congress, he’d so be present for that and arugula.

That’s right. POTUS offered up a support platform for gay marriage enthusiasts so half assed, it literally is half an ass.

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